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Stuart G

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Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:29 PM Mar 2013

another joke: An Elevator not Working??? It is about Bill, Jim and Scott....

> Bill, Jim and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a
> large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of
> meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel
> were broken & they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to
> their room.
>
> Bill said to Jim and Scott, "Let's break the monotony of this
> unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell
> jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing songs for the next 25 flights and
> Scott can tell sad stories for the rest of the way."
>
> At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing.
> At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad
> stories.
>
> "I will tell my saddest story first," Scott said. "I left the room key
> in the car...."

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another joke: An Elevator not Working??? It is about Bill, Jim and Scott.... (Original Post) Stuart G Mar 2013 OP
D'OH! talkingmime Mar 2013 #1
I have a feeling somebody is about to experience terminal velocity. bluesbassman Mar 2013 #2
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