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HarveyDarkey

(9,077 posts) Sun Mar 31, 2013, 12:36 AM Mar 2013

Morning Sex

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Morning Sex (Original Post) HarveyDarkey Mar 2013 OP

It takes 20 minutes to boil an egg? EvilAL Mar 2013 #1

Well, you gotta heat up the water first. edbermac Mar 2013 #3

Thanks, EvilAL Mar 2013 #13

Only some of the time. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #8

not really, EvilAL Mar 2013 #11

! In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #12

In chemistry class EvilAL Mar 2013 #14

The 3 minute man. lol 840high Mar 2013 #2

Is there bacon involved in this story ? olddots Mar 2013 #4

all good sex stories... awoke_in_2003 Mar 2013 #24

I ASPIRE to reach three minutes!!! -- MiddleFinger"FastEddie"Mom MiddleFingerMom Mar 2013 #5

Morning wood ErikJ Mar 2013 #6

Never? In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #9

K & R 47of74 Mar 2013 #7

He is risen. Kurovski Mar 2013 #10

!!! antiquie Mar 2013 #15

I guess it was kinda funny. Kurovski Mar 2013 #16

He isn't here to complain, antiquie Mar 2013 #18

LOL Kurovski Mar 2013 #19

If he had existed... awoke_in_2003 Mar 2013 #25

I refer to him as Kurovski Apr 2013 #29

I like my eggs... Aristus Mar 2013 #17

Tossed egg salad. Kurovski Mar 2013 #20

The fun is in the tossing... Aristus Mar 2013 #21

Did you mean to say Tantra ......... In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #22

Whichever answer Aristus Mar 2013 #27

Love mornings. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #28

Whenever possible. talkingmime Mar 2013 #23

When polled at the bar most women say...... chknltl Mar 2013 #26

EvilAL

(1,437 posts)

1. It takes 20 minutes to boil an egg?

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 12:38 AM

Mar 2013

edbermac

(16,454 posts)

3. Well, you gotta heat up the water first.

Reply to EvilAL (Reply #1)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 12:50 AM

Mar 2013

http://www.ehow.com/how_1163_boil-egg.html

EvilAL

(1,437 posts)

13. Thanks,

Reply to edbermac (Reply #3)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 11:29 AM

Mar 2013

this happens everytime...

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

8. Only some of the time.

Reply to EvilAL (Reply #1)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 03:50 AM

Mar 2013

At high altitudes water takes longer to boil. [img][/img]

EvilAL

(1,437 posts)

11. not really,

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #8)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 11:14 AM

Mar 2013

it just boils at a lower temperature.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

12. !

Reply to EvilAL (Reply #11)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 11:21 AM

Mar 2013

EvilAL

(1,437 posts)

14. In chemistry class

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #12)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 11:31 AM

Mar 2013

when I was in high school, the teacher did an experiment with a vacuum and made water boil until it froze.

840high

(17,196 posts)

2. The 3 minute man. lol

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 12:42 AM

Mar 2013

olddots

(10,237 posts)

4. Is there bacon involved in this story ?

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 12:52 AM

Mar 2013

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

24. all good sex stories...

Reply to olddots (Reply #4)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 05:41 PM

Mar 2013

should have bacon involved

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

5. I ASPIRE to reach three minutes!!! -- MiddleFinger"FastEddie"Mom

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 12:52 AM

Mar 2013

ErikJ

(6,335 posts)

6. Morning wood

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 02:56 AM

Mar 2013

never makes it to the kitchen

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

9. Never?

Reply to ErikJ (Reply #6)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 03:52 AM

Mar 2013

[img][/img] Oh well. darn it .........

47of74

(18,470 posts)

7. K & R

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 03:10 AM

Mar 2013

Kurovski

(34,657 posts)

10. He is risen.

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 07:14 AM

Mar 2013

antiquie

(4,299 posts)

15. !!!

Reply to Kurovski (Reply #10)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 12:33 PM

Mar 2013

Kurovski

(34,657 posts)

16. I guess it was kinda funny.

Reply to antiquie (Reply #15)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 12:39 PM

Mar 2013

I was afraid someone might think I was being mean to Jesus.

antiquie

(4,299 posts)

18. He isn't here to complain,

Reply to Kurovski (Reply #16)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 12:47 PM

Mar 2013

and probably had a sense of humor.

Kurovski

(34,657 posts)

19. LOL

Reply to antiquie (Reply #18)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 12:51 PM

Mar 2013

Yeah but, a few hundred DUers are here.

Safer in here than in GD.

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

25. If he had existed...

Reply to Kurovski (Reply #16)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 05:42 PM

Mar 2013

and were truly man, he would probably find that funny.

Kurovski

(34,657 posts)

29. I refer to him as

Reply to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #25)

Mon Apr 1, 2013, 06:42 AM

Apr 2013

"The best imaginary friend a pummeled little gay boy could ever have" he was at least that!

Aristus

(72,203 posts)

17. I like my eggs...

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 12:47 PM

Mar 2013

Tantric!...

Kurovski

(34,657 posts)

20. Tossed egg salad.

Reply to Aristus (Reply #17)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 12:53 PM

Mar 2013

Aristus

(72,203 posts)

21. The fun is in the tossing...

Reply to Kurovski (Reply #20)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 12:56 PM

Mar 2013

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

22. Did you mean to say Tantra .........

Reply to Aristus (Reply #17)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 02:59 PM

Mar 2013

Aristus

(72,203 posts)

27. Whichever answer

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #22)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 08:48 PM

Mar 2013

elicited the , of course...

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

28. Love mornings.

Reply to Aristus (Reply #27)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 09:18 PM

Mar 2013

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

23. Whenever possible.

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 03:58 PM

Mar 2013

chknltl

(10,558 posts)

26. When polled at the bar most women say......

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Sun Mar 31, 2013, 08:05 PM

Mar 2013

..... they prefer their eggs in the morning to be.........

Unfertilized

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