Florida strikes again! Butt-baring woman attacks boyfriend and teen with papayas over ‘birthday sex

[LiberalEsto]

What the HECK is in their drinking water? I found this little gem at Rawstory.com

By David Edwards
Tuesday, April 2, 2013 9:17 EDT

"A 49-year-old Florida woman was arrested last month for exposing her backside to her boyfriend and a teen boy after she attacked them with papayas.

A Vero Beach police arrest report published by TCPalm.com on Tuesday showed that when officers responded to the March 10 disturbance, Suzanne Evlarina Wasden met them and her “pants were partway down exposing her buttocks.”

“The defendant was very intoxicated,” the report stated. “The defendant had blood on her arms and shirt.”

Wasden told police that the skirmish had started when her boyfriend showed up wanting “birthday sex.”"

More at link:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/02/butt-baring-woman-attacks-boyfriend-and-teen-with-papayas-over-birthday-sex/

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. Here's the thing about Florida versus other states.

We know we're crazy. We admit we're crazy. We glory in our crazy. We write hilarious books about our crazy.

Numerous other states are just as crazy as Florida (California, Texas, I'm looking at you), but continue to be denial about it.

Do as us Floridians do. Embrace your crazy. Don't hide from it.

[LiberalEsto]

2. Florida's new state motto:

"Some days it just isn't worth chewing through the restraints"




I embraced my crazy a long time ago. My own personal motto is: "Normal is Boring"

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. You oughta move on down then.

The beaches are awesome.

[LiberalEsto]

4. But the drivers are awful, I've heard.

Having grown up in New Jersey, I really miss the Jersey Shore. To get to the Delaware beaches from our house in Maryland is a 150-mile, traffic-jammed nightmare.

Unfortunately, I can't stand hot weather. We head for Maine when the DC area starts to steam and simmer.

Are you a lifelong Floridian?

[Sekhmets Daughter]

6. I can walk to the beach!

Sadly, I do believe we have the worst drivers... Between the very elderly, every year we have several who drive into a store front or swimming pool, and the snow birds who think, inexplicably, that in Florida you enter a traffic circle and turn left...it can be a challenge.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. Nope, I'm originally from the Land o' Mary like you.

However, I wanted to move down to Florida since I was a little kid, so it was only a matter of time.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

5. From a fellow Floridian....

Thank you!

[OriginalGeek]

9. I love me some Carl Hiaasen

and Dave Barry too though i haven't read anything from him since I quit getting the paper over a decade ago...

[In_The_Wind]

7. The moral to this story: Don't moon the Vero Beach Boys in Blue.

[RebelOne]

8. As former Floridian who grew up in that state and now live in Georgia,

you could not pay me enough to move back to that hell hole of the South.

[OriginalGeek]

10. Man I love Papayas

How come naked ladies never throw any at me?

[talkingmime]

12. Attacked with FRUIT?