Getting the house appraised in an hour for a re-financing.

[goodthanksandyou]

I've spent two days hiding all my weed.

But I think I'm screwed, because there is weed dust all over the walls.

I hope the appraiser is cool.

[rug]

1. The grow lights add to the value.

[goodthanksandyou]

2. This is true, very true....

but to counteract that increase in value, there have been nights when I have been so wasted that I just kind of tilted forward in my chair and smashed my head through the sheetrock wall. So there are several big, oval un-repaired holes in the walls at various locations in the home.

I hope they have a way of accounting for that.

[In_The_Wind]

3. Hid the seeds, twigs, pipes and papers.

My dear husband forgot to empty the ashtray in his bedroom.
But everything went well with the appraiser.


Don't worry. Be happy!

[goodthanksandyou]

4. Thanks for the encouragement!

Now, one last thing. I had a party 2 weekends ago, and one of my friends got a little out of hand. He is 390 pounds, and when he drinks, it takes about 6 guys to control him.

He got the urge to start an "indoor bonfire" in the middle of my living room, which burned a six foot hole right down through to the basement.

I have not had time to properly repair this yet, so I got a big braided oval rug and put it over the hole.

If the appraiser tries to walk on the rug, I will just try to divert her attention by saying something like "oh, please don't step on that rug...it is an heirloom".

[In_The_Wind]

5. Remember back when you joined DU, I welcomed you.

I am so glad you are here!

[goodthanksandyou]

6. I am glad you are here too!

And yes, I remember!

[talkingmime]

7. Hold your horses. Re-financing can be a major trap.