I HAD TO KICK THE CRAP OUT OF SOME PEOPLE IN A BAR TONIGHT.

[goodthanksandyou]

eom

[olddots]

1. Okay why ?

[goodthanksandyou]

2. Long story

Things got out of hand.

[Lil Missy]

3. I'll alert the media n/t

[goodthanksandyou]

5. They have been notif

notfgt

nothir

notified

[ZombieHorde]

4. This is why I always carry emergency suppositories on me.

Oh, you mean you beat them up?

Did they say Dungeons & Dragons was lame?

Or perhaps they insulted Zeno of Elea?

Did they play a Toby Keith song on the jukebox?

[goodthanksandyou]

6. I beat the fuck out of them.

[olddots]

7. how did you do that ? ( straight line set up )

[goodthanksandyou]

8. They threatened me

So I whooped 'em

[olddots]

9. (second straight line ) how did they offend you ?

[goodthanksandyou]

10. They tried to physically

escort me from one room to another.

Seriously.

[In_The_Wind]

11. Were they trying to have their way with you .........

Like from one buffet to another.

[Dash87]

12. Did you not pay the Don or something like that?

[Kali]

18. aaaaannnd your sig lind got me again

really goes well with lounge absurdity

[Dash87]

19. Aha! (Marks another tally on the wall)

[PuffedMica]

13. That will teach them to be Repbulican in public

[Iggo]

14. Something about eye-glasses goes here.

[pipi_k]

15. How to

kick the shit out of a whole roomful of people...

[goodthanksandyou]

16. I really didn't get into any kind of fight.

What happened was...I was in a bar when a party from another wedding came in. Must have been a hell of a wedding because everyone was bombed up worse than I was.

This middle aged Italian woman, who I think I may know from the past, threw me out of the wedding party room, which is right next to the end of the bar.

I asked my friends what I said to piss her off, and they said I did nothing.

But she grabbed my arms and started pushing me and throwing me around like a rag doll.

I immediately relaxed my body, because she was pissed, and I didn't want anyone (me or her) to get hurt.

I was laughing and saying "What the hell are you doing lady"! I probably had 150 pounds on her, and she was pushing shoving and KICKING me.

Something always happens when I go out.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

17. ah. like Paul Harvey and ..........................

The Rest of The Story.

Thanks.