Oh, you mean you beat them up?

Did they say Dungeons & Dragons was lame?

Or perhaps they insulted Zeno of Elea?

Did they play a Toby Keith song on the jukebox?

goodthanksandyou

(180 posts)

6. I beat the fuck out of them.

Reply to ZombieHorde (Reply #4)

Sun Apr 7, 2013, 04:01 AM

Apr 2013

olddots

(10,237 posts)

7. how did you do that ? ( straight line set up )

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Sun Apr 7, 2013, 04:04 AM

Apr 2013

goodthanksandyou

(180 posts)

8. They threatened me

Reply to olddots (Reply #7)

Sun Apr 7, 2013, 04:06 AM

Apr 2013

So I whooped 'em

olddots

(10,237 posts)

9. (second straight line ) how did they offend you ?

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Sun Apr 7, 2013, 04:11 AM

Apr 2013

goodthanksandyou

(180 posts)

10. They tried to physically

Reply to olddots (Reply #9)

Sun Apr 7, 2013, 04:18 AM

Apr 2013

escort me from one room to another.

Seriously.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

11. Were they trying to have their way with you .........

Reply to goodthanksandyou (Reply #10)

Sun Apr 7, 2013, 05:43 AM

Apr 2013

Like from one buffet to another.

Dash87

(3,220 posts)

12. Did you not pay the Don or something like that?

Reply to goodthanksandyou (Reply #10)

Sun Apr 7, 2013, 10:57 AM

Apr 2013

Kali

(56,898 posts)

18. aaaaannnd your sig lind got me again

Reply to Dash87 (Reply #12)

Sun Apr 7, 2013, 12:50 PM

Apr 2013

really goes well with lounge absurdity

Dash87

(3,220 posts)

19. Aha! (Marks another tally on the wall)

Reply to Kali (Reply #18)

Sun Apr 7, 2013, 01:17 PM

Apr 2013

PuffedMica

(1,061 posts)

13. That will teach them to be Repbulican in public

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Sun Apr 7, 2013, 10:59 AM

Apr 2013

Iggo

(50,059 posts)

14. Something about eye-glasses goes here.

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Sun Apr 7, 2013, 11:00 AM

Apr 2013

pipi_k

(21,020 posts)

15. How to

Reply to goodthanksandyou (Original post)

Sun Apr 7, 2013, 11:57 AM

Apr 2013

kick the shit out of a whole roomful of people...

goodthanksandyou

(180 posts)

16. I really didn't get into any kind of fight.

Reply to goodthanksandyou (Original post)

Sun Apr 7, 2013, 12:08 PM

Apr 2013

What happened was...I was in a bar when a party from another wedding came in. Must have been a hell of a wedding because everyone was bombed up worse than I was.

This middle aged Italian woman, who I think I may know from the past, threw me out of the wedding party room, which is right next to the end of the bar.

I asked my friends what I said to piss her off, and they said I did nothing.

But she grabbed my arms and started pushing me and throwing me around like a rag doll.

I immediately relaxed my body, because she was pissed, and I didn't want anyone (me or her) to get hurt.

I was laughing and saying "What the hell are you doing lady"! I probably had 150 pounds on her, and she was pushing shoving and KICKING me.

Something always happens when I go out.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

17. ah. like Paul Harvey and ..........................

Reply to goodthanksandyou (Reply #16)

Sun Apr 7, 2013, 12:35 PM

Apr 2013

The Rest of The Story.

Thanks.

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