Is there any way you can make limp dollar bills crispy again? nt

[raccoon]

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. I've actually IRONED mine with a water spray (hold the starch)

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[PoliticAverse]

2. Maybe...

They're made from 25% linen fibers and 75% cotton. Wash them, add starch, then iron.

[grasswire]

3. get a can of spray sizing

Made to use for ironing. Sizing. Spray and iron. Smells good, too!

[In_The_Wind]

4. Wash it, starch it, iron it!

or print a new one

[Bucky]

5. Exchange it at a bank for a fresh one. They're supposed to provide those if requested.

[csziggy]

6. Here's how to cleaning your money

This one warns NOT to use phosphate based detergent to wash your bills or starch to make them crisp since both can give a false positive when testing for counterfeit bills!

http://www.ehow.com/how_8460367_clean-dirty-dollar-bills.html

[Recovered Repug]

11. So that's what they mean by money laundering.

[Major Nikon]

7. Buttermilk, cornmeal, then fry in 350F lard

Flip over halfway through frying. Remove when golden brown.

[pintobean]

8. viagra

[pipi_k]

10. Uh, oh...

Crispy...not stiff!

[triguy46]

9. While on this topic

Any ideas about getting some nasty purple dye off of them? Somehow I have a sack of bills that are all covered in purple dye. And my hands too.

[lastlib]

13. Acetone....

warning--that'll take the green ink out of 'em too.......but do you really need that??!?

[siligut]

14. Hey bucko, you said that it burned up with the van

Vinnie ain't gonna be pleased when he reads this.

[ConcernedCanuk]

16. Ask your local Law Enforcement people.

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They'll be happy to help!



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[olddots]

12. send them all to me Reverend Crispy

Yay-Ah They will be -a- standing -a- tall in our love offering off shore account.

[ConcernedCanuk]

15. Steam Iron

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I was doing that in the 60's!

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[Iggo]

17. Whisper sweet nothings into its ear.