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At least MFM brought the tag team flowers this time (Original Post)
HarveyDarkey
Apr 2013
OP
Only the beard?!?!? You don't surf the Intertubes much, do you son? I'm viral. Um... you know.
MiddleFingerMom
Apr 2013
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olddots
(10,237 posts)1. thats revolting , repugent ,tacky and funny.
Kali
(56,829 posts)2. BWAHAHHA!!
Callmecrazy
(3,070 posts)3. Oh. My. God!
How about a little warning next time, huh? How'm I supposed to finish my lunch now?
Make sure you water those. And they should get plenty of sunlight.
HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)5. There was a warning
it clearly said MFM in the subject line
Callmecrazy
(3,070 posts)6. I know but
WHOA! Lights and sirens next time okay?
Kennah
(14,578 posts)19. Oh, they will be watered
hay rick
(9,605 posts)22. But hopefully not fertilized.
Kennah
(14,578 posts)25. That would create a sticky situation
Moondog
(4,833 posts)4. Wait - do you mean to say that MFM
and Ben Bernanke are one and the same guy????
I wouldn't blame MFM if he were pissed over this because that Bernanke guy, well, as they say in some areas of the South - the boy ain't right.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)7. No-no-no-no-no... those are the corsages they brought ME!!!
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It was FUN having them pin them on.
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OWWIE-ZOWWIE!!!.
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HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)10. I'm glad to see you trimmed your beard
but that's not what I heard.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)11. It isn't the BEARD you're glad I trimmed.
HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)16. I've only seen a photo of the beard, thank Bob
and thanks to Kali for not traumatizing me for life.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)17. Only the beard?!?!? You don't surf the Intertubes much, do you son? I'm viral. Um... you know.
HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)26. I think the word is contagious
Just sayin'
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)8. I'm not cleaning that counter top!
Kennah
(14,578 posts)20. Have the room remodeled. It's the safe thing.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)27. Burn the damn thing!
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)9. Spring is burstin' out all over.
nolabear
(43,850 posts)12. Thank GOD I didn't have a mouthful of anything!
"Nurse! Somebody put Miracle Grow in the bed bath!!"
Jesus, he looks so sincere.
GoCubsGo
(34,914 posts)13. Oh! My eyes! My eyes!
Kali
(56,829 posts)14. I will never be able to look at the fake flower decorations in a restaurant
ladies room the same again!!!!
hay rick
(9,605 posts)15. Hoping to be deflowered?
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)18. Um, I need to go wash my eyes now
Kennah
(14,578 posts)21. Ya know, in the movie "Bachelor Party", they used a hot dog bun.
Baitball Blogger
(52,346 posts)23. You know how you determine distance on a map?
You find the legend and it will give you a mile marker. So, if you use the two bouquets on the nipples as a key, then proportionally speaking...
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,198 posts)24. Garden of Eden look!
A Classic!