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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMiddleFingerMom knows how to wake your ass up!!! Yes, INDEED -- he do!!!
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MiddleFingerMom knows how to wake your ass up!!! Yes, INDEED -- he do!!! (Original Post)
MiddleFingerMom
Apr 2013
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rurallib
(64,688 posts)1. for the guy who can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground in the morning
UrbScotty
(24,020 posts)2. Crap!
Literally!
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)3. Pfft. They don't call him Middle FINGER Mom because of his figure.
Though they could!
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,198 posts)4. I have heard of those.
A bunch of the guys back in College went on the internet a bought all kinds of Caffeine Products to sell to other students. This was one of their best sellers. I just stuck to Crank2o.
nadine_mn
(3,702 posts)5. Considering what coffee does to me
That just seems wrong

Kennah
(14,578 posts)6. Is there a business next door that installs caffeine suppositories?
rofl
Kennah
(14,578 posts)8. Be careful. Snorting a caffeine suppository would be mind blowing.
Aristus
(72,187 posts)9. But it's much tastier and less uncomfortable to put the caffeine
in the other end...
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)10. Gives a whole new meaning to "Bottoms up!"