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Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts) Mon Apr 15, 2013, 06:20 PM Apr 2013

Hey, Does anybody know how much fertilizer is in a kiss?

Thanks in advance.

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Hey, Does anybody know how much fertilizer is in a kiss? (Original Post) Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 OP

If you're kissing a Republican, then a shit ton. nt ZombieHorde Apr 2013 #1

lol - no thanks. Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #2

As a scientist, Aristus Apr 2013 #3

chemistry is involved, yes. Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #4

No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll try Ptah Apr 2013 #5

lol - groan - this one is just as bad - Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #8

I think you've misunderstood THIS particular reference to "Miracle Grow". MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 #6

I do believe you are on to something here, MFM Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #10

I don't. Kali Apr 2013 #7

it is a little ole joke I heard last night. I thought it was pretty cute, though. I think it is an Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #9

ok, I'll wait Kali Apr 2013 #11

it might be a regional thing ... although, I find that hard to belive... Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #12

How much brown stuff is on the nose? baldguy Apr 2013 #13

Time for you to worry... discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2013 #14

lol --- Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #15

Enough for tulips? petronius Apr 2013 #16

cute! Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #17

ENOUGH TO RAISE A GOOBER. that is how much. Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #18

... discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2013 #19

lol --- more like --- Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #20

... discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2013 #25

I don't think one has to be regional to get it. do you? Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #26

Everyone's regional... discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2013 #30

true. Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #31

^^ Good one ^^ discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2013 #32

This message was self-deleted by its author Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #33

... pintobean Apr 2013 #21

dude! how are ya? Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #22

Doin' good pintobean Apr 2013 #23

ah, yanno how it goes - Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #24

and yeah. his too Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #27

... Kali Apr 2013 #28

heh Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #29

ZombieHorde

(29,047 posts)

1. If you're kissing a Republican, then a shit ton. nt

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Original post)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 06:33 PM

Apr 2013

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

2. lol - no thanks.

Reply to ZombieHorde (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 06:36 PM

Apr 2013

Aristus

(72,523 posts)

3. As a scientist,

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Original post)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 06:39 PM

Apr 2013

I recommend objective clinical lab testing...

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

4. chemistry is involved, yes.

Reply to Aristus (Reply #3)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 06:40 PM

Apr 2013

Ptah

(34,159 posts)

5. No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll try

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Original post)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 06:41 PM

Apr 2013

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

8. lol - groan - this one is just as bad -

Reply to Ptah (Reply #5)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 06:47 PM

Apr 2013

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

6. I think you've misunderstood THIS particular reference to "Miracle Grow".

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Original post)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 06:41 PM

Apr 2013

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

10. I do believe you are on to something here, MFM

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #6)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 06:49 PM

Apr 2013

Kali

(56,898 posts)

7. I don't.

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Original post)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 06:44 PM

Apr 2013

Sometimes I am a real pedantic boor with trivia, other time I am a clueless git. Goin' for git today.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

9. it is a little ole joke I heard last night. I thought it was pretty cute, though. I think it is an

Reply to Kali (Reply #7)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 06:48 PM

Apr 2013

old joke so, I thought I would see if anyone here had heard it ...

Kali

(56,898 posts)

11. ok, I'll wait

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #9)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 06:51 PM

Apr 2013

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

12. it might be a regional thing ... although, I find that hard to belive...

Reply to Kali (Reply #11)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 06:54 PM

Apr 2013

we will see.

I will post the answer in a little bit.

baldguy

(36,649 posts)

13. How much brown stuff is on the nose?

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Original post)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 08:27 PM

Apr 2013

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,783 posts)

14. Time for you to worry...

Reply to baldguy (Reply #13)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 08:31 PM

Apr 2013

...you're thinking like me now.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

15. lol ---

Reply to baldguy (Reply #13)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 08:31 PM

Apr 2013

I will post the answer. too much build up for this one. people will groan. heehee.

petronius

(26,700 posts)

16. Enough for tulips?

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Original post)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 08:33 PM

Apr 2013

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

17. cute!

Reply to petronius (Reply #16)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 08:34 PM

Apr 2013

look for answer next reply

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

18. ENOUGH TO RAISE A GOOBER. that is how much.

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Original post)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 08:35 PM

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discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,783 posts)

19. ...

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #18)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 08:41 PM

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Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

20. lol --- more like ---

Reply to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #19)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 08:42 PM

Apr 2013

. /.

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,783 posts)

25. ...

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #20)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 08:53 PM

Apr 2013

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

26. I don't think one has to be regional to get it. do you?

Reply to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #25)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 08:55 PM

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discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,783 posts)

30. Everyone's regional...

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #26)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 10:10 PM

Apr 2013

...just from different regions.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

31. true.

Reply to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #30)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 10:13 PM

Apr 2013

no secret where I come from -

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,783 posts)

32. ^^ Good one ^^

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #31)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 10:21 PM

Apr 2013

Response to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #32)

Tuesday Afternoon This message was self-deleted by its author.

pintobean

(18,101 posts)

21. ...

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #18)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 08:43 PM

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Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

22. dude! how are ya?

Reply to pintobean (Reply #21)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 08:44 PM

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pintobean

(18,101 posts)

23. Doin' good

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #22)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 08:49 PM

Apr 2013

The work situation sucks, but home life is good. What about TA, how's she?

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

24. ah, yanno how it goes -

Reply to pintobean (Reply #23)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 08:52 PM

Apr 2013

hanging out, hanging in, and hanging on.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

27. and yeah. his too

Reply to pintobean (Reply #21)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 08:55 PM

Apr 2013

Kali

(56,898 posts)

28. ...

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #18)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 08:57 PM

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Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

29. heh

Reply to Kali (Reply #28)

Mon Apr 15, 2013, 09:01 PM

Apr 2013

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