Caption this. I'll start!

[Lady Freedom Returns]

"What is making me smile through this? The thought of those new Prada shoes you just bought and how good they will taste!"

[fleur-de-lisa]

1. "Keep taking your photos, jackass . . .

I plan to piss all over the dress and wig as soon as you leave."

[underpants]

2. Lindsay Lohan drug free - day 2

[GiveMeFreedom]

3. Winner of the internets today.

Peace.

[nolabear]

5. OMG I almost peed my pants.

I said, "It's better than The Pirates of Penzance!"

[Flaxbee]

7. lol. I shouldn't laugh, poor woman is so messed up, but that was funny!

underpants! Long time no see

[underpants]

8. Hi!

[rurallib]

4. makes me think of that old country song

The girls all look pretty at closing time.

[nolabear]

6. "Happy BIRTHDAY, Mister President..."

[Tom_Foolery]

9. My first thought, too! n/t

[Tom_Foolery]

10. I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Demille! n/t