This is so punny!

[Emit]

As you all know, Saint Patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. He ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

All of this made him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

[GiveMeFreedom]

1. Oh man! Laughed out loud

Yes, had to read it twice, Peace.

[Emit]

9. It's just so clever

had to share! heehee

[olddots]

2. 3 times thru before it sunk in

[LeftofObama]

3. LOL!

[mrmpa]

4. You made my 83 year old mother............

laugh this morning.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. this calls for a round of dum diddly --

[Paulie]

6. With snakes on the road!

[redqueen]

7. One of my kids told me that one recently.

I have to say it is very good.

[Emit]

10. Yes! My daughter passed it on to me

it must be making its way around tumblr

[Ron Obvious]

8. Reminds me of the greatest headline in Scottish football history..

"John Barnes moved closer to the axe after Celtic suffered their biggest humiliation in their 112-year history." As first lines go, the Sun's report of Inverness Caledonian Thistle's 3-1 win in the Scottish Cup at Parkhead in 2000 is powerful enough (even if it does ignore the 5-1 shellacking Celtic suffered at the hands of Neuchatel Xamax in 1991). But of course it is the lovely picture of Paul Sheerin jigging around that everybody rememb … oh alright, it's the headline: SUPER CALEY GO BALLISTIC, CELTIC ARE ATROCIOUS.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2008/dec/12/joy-of-six-headlines

[Sekhmets Daughter]

11. Hilarious!

Thanks!