Dear Sea-Tasty Tuna:
Another gem from my Technical Writing textbook:
Seth Reeves
19 Lowry's Lane
Morgan, TN 30610
April 12, 2009
Sea-Tasty Tuna
Route 113
Lynchburg, TN. 30563
I've been buying your tuna fish for years, and up to now it's been OK.
But this morning I opened a can to make myself a sandwich. What do you think was staring me in the face? A fly. That's right, a housefly. That's him you see taped to the bottom of this letter.
What are you going to do about this?
Yours very truly,
Seth Reeves
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ought to be grateful that the worst thing he gets is just a housefly... 
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