The quickest-thinking dog in the whole wide world (DIAL-UP WARNING):

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[lindysalsagal]

1. Which just proves that dogs really don't have a clue

They just want you to feed them.

[dawg]

5. Well, I am a bit peckish ...

Have you any chips? Maybe a danish?

I'm not picky.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. And the only correct response?

How did you know?

I've always wanted one of ...............those!

[tblue]

3. So cute!

I believe in Dog.

[dawg]

6. Believe in Dog, or don't believe in Dog. It doesn't really matter.

The important thing, is that dawg believes in you!

[Baitball Blogger]

4. Eaten by an alien and the dog still prevailed.

You go dog!

[HeiressofBickworth]

7. That tail is wagging!

Its one doggie who's very proud of what s/he has done and sits waiting for praise and reward.