Masturbate-A-Thon 2013

[In_The_Wind]

In Philadelphia Celebrates National Masturbation Month

This fundraiser is a stroke of genius.

Philadelphia's first Masturbate-a-Thon began Wednesday -- to mark this beginning of National Masturbation Month -- but won't finish until May 27, Philadelphia Magazine reports. And everyone's excited.

Sponsors can donate money for every hour participators spend... being charitable.

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	but won't finish until May 27
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	In The Wind has too much spare time!
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[hrmjustin]

1. I don't know because it could end up being a sticky situation.

[In_The_Wind]

5. Blame it on Dr Strange & ohiosmith

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=378465

[Dr. Strange]

25. Oh, come on!

I mean, uh, stop that!

[In_The_Wind]

30. I like your first statement better

If I stop, 2 DUers will be very unhappy [img][/img] [img][/img] We do!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

24. Puts a whole new twist on the expression, 'sticky wicket'

[Aristus]

2. Once again: Too much spare time.

But use it however you wish...

I'll be in my bunk...

[In_The_Wind]

4. Glad to be an inspiration.

Again!

[Aristus]

7. Well, it's a slow workday.

For once...

[Wounded Bear]

3. If I could last for 30 days....

I'd be a lot more popular.

[In_The_Wind]

6. We all would!

[nolabear]

8. Ow.

[In_The_Wind]

14. What ...

I'm not standing around with idle hands offering help. [img][/img]

I'm just passing along the Latest Breaking News to The Lounge!

[nolabear]

29. And I was just imagining a whole lotta spanking

[In_The_Wind]

36. That's another thread!

Spanking 101
He loves it.

*note to self* be gentle

[bigwillq]

9. I won the one in NYC last year.

BWAH!

[In_The_Wind]

15. Nice to know!

[Jeff R]

10. More for the young than the old!!!

IMO

[In_The_Wind]

16. You don't have time to drive down to PA.

[Jeff R]

22. Time:

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Between transplanting 10 year old red bud trees, planting flowers, and taking you to the DRs. for your poison sumac that you so generously shared with me.
I have no time for side trips!

ps Plus all the other good things.

[In_The_Wind]

35. I need to wake you earlier if I want coffee in bed before DUing.

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[Sekhmets Daughter]

11. I don't understand...May has 31 days! The charities are being cheated!.....Despicable!

[In_The_Wind]

12. Despicable!

I don't understand!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

19. “Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.”

[In_The_Wind]

21. Excellent point!

[BillStein]

43. you forgot the next line!

The Cheshire cat's proof:
"You're mad, or you wouldn't have come here"

Entirely too apropos to ignore!

[In_The_Wind]

45. Where have you been all my life!

[Blue_Tires]

13. As long as I don't have to do it in a room with hundreds of other people...

[In_The_Wind]

17. I totally understand that!

[BillStein]

18. I've never been more proud to be a Pennsylvanian

Of course, given the current administration, that isn't saying much

[In_The_Wind]

20. It is a Commonwealth

[krispos42]

42. Cummingwealth?

[BillStein]

44. unfortunately, the current administration

has turned it into a "concentrated-at-the-top-wealth

[pokerfan]

23. Sponsors can donate money?

Talk about making money hand over fist.

[In_The_Wind]

31. I wonder who will sponsor all of DU.

Maybe Skinner

[sarge43]

38. And whoever has the towel contract n/t

[libodem]

26. I'll be darned

Well, come on in and take your hat and jacket off!!!

[In_The_Wind]

32. And the socks!

There is just something so wrong about masturbating with your socks on.

[sarge43]

37. Depends what the socks are on

[In_The_Wind]

39. If socks is a euphemism

for a condom It could be necessary.

[sarge43]

41. In a way it is

Keeps the 'stuff' from free ranging all over sheets and blankets. Commonly used in community situations like barracks and dorms

[Aristus]

47. Ew, no thanks.

Chafing...

[Knightraven]

48. How about fishnet stockings?

[In_The_Wind]

49. IMO: Yes ~

Although ... I prefer wearing 'em with a lacy garter belt.
I find the thigh top style to be uncomfortable. I'm always adjusting 'em.

[Knightraven]

53. OK....

Now I need a cold shower.

[olddots]

27. normally i take this in hand every year

unfortunately I haven't been feeling myself as of late but hope to get in touch with my self soon.

[In_The_Wind]

33. It's for a good cause.

Don't feel pressured to join the circle [img][/img] too soon.

[NewJeffCT]

28. If this was in June, I might be interested

my wife will be out of the country on business for the first half of June, so I'll need some release somehow...

[In_The_Wind]

34. The end date was supposed to be May 27th.

Maybe they can hold over the end date just for late comers like yourself. [img][/img]

[NewJeffCT]

51. maybe late starters

will be able to come as well.

[In_The_Wind]

52. Jeff R wants us to go for a drive to Philly.

Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #32)
Fri May 3, 2013, 01:43 AM
Knightraven (199 posts)
48. How about fishnet stockings?

This could be a fun weekend ... when the rash we picked-up last weekend goes away.

[Bucky]

40. Are you participating in this charitable fundraiser? Cause I'm really pulling for you.

[In_The_Wind]

50. That is so sweet! I hadn't thought of participating

until now

With a bit of help ...
Excellent idea!

[Arctic Dave]

46. Masturbate a thon?

Or, as I used to call it, my teenage years.

(( ))

[In_The_Wind]

56. Can we lend you a hand ... for the Masturbate-A-Thon

[Arctic Dave]

61. Some days i wish I was an octopus.

[winter is coming]

54. I should've learned my lesson when I clicked on the dog poop thread.

[In_The_Wind]

55. This is The DU Lounge where nothing is sacred. We discuss dog poo,

prep for a Colonoscopy has been a huge topic for months, now it's pap smears.

Me I talk SEX, happy sex, morning wood,
wouldn't you ... if it made you feel better. Ménage à trois and La petite mort ...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018334850

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I doubt if I gave you a hearty welcome when you arrived at DU ...
cause I rarely look forward to winter!

[winter is coming]

57. LOL, you sure know how to put out

the Welcome mat.

[In_The_Wind]

58. I do

ask anyone

[MrMickeysMom]

59. We must wait...

... while the master bates!

Madeline Kahn

[In_The_Wind]

60. He's laying out

a tray of sweet meats ...

and calling my name now ...