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Scottish people are really conflicted about how they should feel concerning Global Warning. (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom May 2013 OP
They must have had a premonition about these things since Baitball Blogger May 2013 #1
Joke: a Scotsman and an Englishman find a genie in a bottle SwissTony May 2013 #2
Oklahomans tell a joke like that about Texas. Nt a la izquierda May 2013 #3

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2. Joke: a Scotsman and an Englishman find a genie in a bottle
Thu May 2, 2013, 05:46 AM
May 2013

The genie says "I'll give you each one wish". The Englishman says "Build a wall a mile-high around England so that nothing can get in and nothing can get out". The genie snaps his fingers and the wall appears.

He turns to the Scotsman who says "Nothing can get in and nothing can get out?" The genie nods.

"Fill it with water".

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