May 3: National Raspberry Tart Day

[Sherman A1]

[femmocrat]

1. I made enough for everyone!

[Loryn]

2. How kind!

Be right over.

[Sherman A1]

3. They look Superb!

Thank You Kindly!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. want. thanks.

[LeftofObama]

10. I'm on my way

with a couple of gallons of milk!

[Xipe Totec]

4. All tarts are sweet. Even if they're not Raspberry... nt

[elleng]

5. OH GEE, WHY didn't you tell me BEFORE I went to grocery/bakery???

[Sherman A1]

7. One can always choose to celebrate

these important holidays in their own way and at a time of their choosing!

Besides I believe up-thread there are more than enough for all of us!

[elleng]

8. Right, running right over!!!

[whistler162]

9. A whole day for......

call girls making rude noises! OKAY!

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. I LOVE raspberries. MiddleFingerMomDad was proud of his raspberry bushes... grew them in...

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... Michigan where apparently they're not supposed to thrive.
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Once, I narked a little bit on MiddleFingerMomSis at the dinner table -- "she said 'DAMN' today" (true).
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She came back with, "Well, MiddleFingerMom is out in the raspberry bushes with Lori and Nancy from
the neighborhood playing "I'll show you mine if you show me yours". Also true.
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But DAMN... I shot her with a BB gun and she hit me with a fucking nucular bum!!!!!
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Not to mention getting scratched up by the thorns (worth it... worth every damned bit of it).
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Have you figured out that Lori and Nancy were my raspberry tarts? (Actually, we were all of about
5 or 6 years old.)
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[Wait Wut]

12. I don't like raspberries.

I like blueberries. I'm going to start a petition to have that changed.

Say goodbye to your evil little raspberries!!! MUAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Sherman A1]

13. Oh, Noes!

The Humanity! Don't take my raspberries (or was that Kodachrome ) away!