My stomach hurts

[taterguy]

My doctor told me to put a lime in the coconut and drink it all up.

Have any of you tried this?

Did it relieve your belly ache?

Also, how many limes did you use?

Mods: I know that threads asking for medical advice are against the rules but please make an exception. I'm in a lot of pain and I need some help.

[Scuba]

1. First you have to fall asleep in a field of green grass.

[taterguy]

3. Oh crap. I live in a dessert

Where the hell am I gonna find a field of green grass to fall asleep in?

[Ikonoklast]

8. What type of dessert?

Key Lime pie, chocolate cake, what?

[taterguy]

11. Dessert, as in place where grass doesn't grow

Are you fucking dense?

[Ikonoklast]

14. I've never fucked anyone named "Dense".

There was a girl named Denise I dated a few times, maybe you're thinking of her, but we never had sexual relations.

[olddots]

2. the lime in the coconut is common in Thai food

the stomach goes away and then you can't stop eating Thai food .

[taterguy]

4. If my stomach went away I wouldn't be able to eat anything

[Wait Wut]

5. You failed Biology 101, didn't you?

It just goes right through. Not sure how that coconut is gonna feel passin' through, though. (<---first time I've had a reason to use this smilie. You are special!)

[taterguy]

20. Why yes I did

There was an incident with a lab partner.

That's all I'm gonna say about it.

[In_The_Wind]

21. Did someone's hair catch fire.

Bunsen burners are not to be used for brewing coffee or lighting doobies.

[taterguy]

22. What part of 'That's all I'm gonna say about it' did you not understand?

My lips are sealed.

[In_The_Wind]

23. Mum's the word.

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Whatever you say.

[elleng]

6. LIME in the COCONUT!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. one lime per coconut. if this fails to relieve the bellyache add rum and call me in the morning.

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signed,

The Rich and Good Looking Internet Lady Doctor.

[In_The_Wind]

9. My doctor told me to keep on keeping on.

I just left his office 4 hours ago. [img][/img] That was my 2nd visit this week.

Try putting coconut in a glass of milk drink it slowly.
It always helps my stomach.

[one_voice]

17. mmmmm...I use that..

coffee creamer.

[In_The_Wind]

18. I enjoy a little of it on my cereal with extra milk ...

or at 3 AM instead of chocolate syrup. Like last night.

At my doctor's office today ... I got great results from this week's blood work. My diabetes is under control. I was afraid that my coffee creamer was on the way out the door.

Oh. And it is great in my coffee too.

[trof]

10. My stomach hurts, my back is sore...

I ain't gonna do it for a dime no more.
15 cents is now my price.
For 25, I'll do it twice.
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Shoeshine, mister?

[Baitball Blogger]

12. I know what's wrong

You forgot to add the Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh

[taterguy]

15. What wouh wouh wouh wouh?

[Baitball Blogger]

16. The wouh, wouh, wouh that comes after putting the lime in the coconut and calling

the doctor in the morning.

[MiddleFingerMom]

13. That's the problem with this prescription... "de rum" is assumed to be common knowledge.

[struggle4progress]

19. Some people just belly ache no matter what