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Damn stuff is all over the back lot, pretty tough to kill. I cut it down, it grows back like a weed.
Once a month I pull it all out and burn it in the fire pit, but when I wake up the next day, there are a couple of hundred Deadheads camped out in my yard, and it's a pain in the ass to shoo them all away without having to buy something tie-died, and that stuff ain't cheap.
And the drumming keeps me up all night.
Help.

Moondog
(4,833 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Bet you drive a Volkswagen van, doncha, hackeysack weirdo!
Moondog
(4,833 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)and promise not to stay for a week playing a mandolin or the bongos or something at all hours, you can take all you can carry.
You could bring some pizza, it's hungry work burning all that stuff.
And Doritos.
Cool Ranch.
And Ding-Dongs.
Kali
(54,765 posts)and I will see if I can do an ID for you. might take a while
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)The smallest round bale weighs about a half-ton, kinda spendy to ship very far.
Kali
(54,765 posts)gonna need to rent a truck, just put a clutch in the beater and don't want to deal with whatever is next on that POS.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,150 posts)It will kill you if given the chance.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Is there a poisonous variety?
Hate to get all itchy.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,150 posts)and when you go blind.
Then you're screwed.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Sounds like bad batch of Moonshine.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,150 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Triffids are what you cook with, right?
Keeps the pan out of the campfire.
See, I'm smart, not stupid like they say I am!
trof
(54,237 posts)But a tripod would work better.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)I'm not cooking a camera.
I don't need trivets, either, I'm not trying to build a skyscraper.
Buncha weirdos.
Iggo
(47,284 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)THAT'S WHAT I ASKED, WHAT KIND?
Sheesh.
Are you people all on dope or something???
Iggo
(47,284 posts)
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Here I am asking serious questions, and all I get is doubletalk in return.
I'm going to call on Monday and ask the county agricultural extension agent if can stop by and give me some REAL advice.
Liberal Veteran
(22,239 posts)You should gather some up and make some fine Italian foods (preferably those inspired by the Olive Garden).
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Thanks for the advice, Hippy!
annabanana
(52,791 posts)Congrats