Dog Logic:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Go figure!

[dawg]

2. Makes sense to me!

[hunter]

3. It's the minty fresh toothpaste. Dogs hate that.

If you ate cat poop before you blew in his face he'd probably enjoy it.

[grilled onions]

4. It's A Matter Of Choice

Besides a dog traveling down the road is on the scent of other game--perhaps that sharp little number that lives down the road. He can't pick up her scent from his masters lap!

[question everything]

5. Tavels with the wind

as opposed to having to stand in one place and tolerate the blow..

[KurtNYC]

6. My dog's answer: Humans drink skim milk

then put cheese on everything.

[woo me with science]

7. Um,

I'd rather have a breeze in my face than stinky human breath, too.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Oh, sure... sometimes that's true -- but explain their rudeness when you've just eaten poop.