A pretty clean joke about ...... Arguing with a Woman..
> Never Argue with a Woman
>
> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
> decides
> to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
> decides to take
> the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads
> her book. ......
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a
book," she replies,
(thinking, "Isn't that obvious?"
> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry,
> officer,
> but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the
> equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in
> and write you up
> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
> says the
> woman.
> "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
> could start at any moment."
> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left
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