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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts) Sun May 5, 2013, 08:07 PM May 2013

Can I get a witness?

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Can I get a witness? (Original Post) ohiosmith May 2013 OP

You are what you eat. (Anonymous). Moondog May 2013 #1

testimonials provided by ohiosmith. Tuesday Afternoon May 2013 #2

Amen sister! ohiosmith May 2013 #3

Hallelujah! Arkansas Granny May 2013 #4

Praise be sister! ohiosmith May 2013 #16

Hallelujah! DeSwiss May 2013 #5

Amen! ohiosmith May 2013 #17

Brother Ohio! I see the light rurallib May 2013 #6

Hahahaha! ohiosmith May 2013 #18

Those are hilarious. :rofl: Blue_In_AK May 2013 #7

: ohiosmith May 2013 #19

Olivet Baptist just might convert me. nolabear May 2013 #8

Ask and ye shall receive! ohiosmith May 2013 #20

OOOhhh..I love it when you Talk Dirty. BlueJazz May 2013 #9

Stick around! ohiosmith May 2013 #21

If they practiced what they preached,.... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #10

Come to the lord sister! ohiosmith May 2013 #22

Which lord are we talking about here? Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #27

Rings! ohiosmith May 2013 #28

Sauron... really? I'd rather follow Legolas...like his ears! Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #29

I'm not in the hobbit of comparing rings! ohiosmith May 2013 #30

I'm accommodating.... what would you like to compare? Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #31

Bicuspids! ohiosmith May 2013 #32

I still have 4... but I prefer the canines... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #35

Four only? My collection is stunning! ohiosmith May 2013 #36

Do you keep the extras in your pocket? Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #37

In a Crown Royal bag,...in my sock drawer! ohiosmith May 2013 #38

Again with the socks! That's a pretty large bag for a few teeth... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #39

Bicuspids are my life! ohiosmith May 2013 #40

The be all and end all.... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #41

So that's all it takes - a four inch tongue. n/t UtahLib May 2013 #11

So they claim! ohiosmith May 2013 #24

Are the people who come up with sign these ideas completely moronic olddots May 2013 #12

Oh ye of little faith! ohiosmith May 2013 #25

Five reasons for Sunday School! In_The_Wind May 2013 #13

What suggestion, I wonder, UtahLib May 2013 #14

Abandon all hope In_The_Wind May 2013 #15

Oh, jesus! Iggo May 2013 #23

Amen! ohiosmith May 2013 #26

Lol that's what happens when you spend you entire life denying sexuality... Locut0s May 2013 #33

Praise the lord! ohiosmith May 2013 #34

Moondog

(4,833 posts)

1. You are what you eat. (Anonymous).

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun May 5, 2013, 08:09 PM

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Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

2. testimonials provided by ohiosmith.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun May 5, 2013, 08:21 PM

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thanks for testifying!

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

3. Amen sister!

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #2)

Sun May 5, 2013, 08:23 PM

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Arkansas Granny

(31,514 posts)

4. Hallelujah!

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Sun May 5, 2013, 08:45 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

16. Praise be sister!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 09:18 AM

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DeSwiss

(27,137 posts)

5. Hallelujah!

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Sun May 5, 2013, 08:51 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

17. Amen!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 09:19 AM

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rurallib

(62,406 posts)

6. Brother Ohio! I see the light

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun May 5, 2013, 09:58 PM

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I am ready to come with you!

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

18. Hahahaha!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 09:20 AM

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Blue_In_AK

(46,436 posts)

7. Those are hilarious. :rofl:

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Sun May 5, 2013, 10:40 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

19. :

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Mon May 6, 2013, 09:20 AM

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nolabear

(41,959 posts)

8. Olivet Baptist just might convert me.

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Sun May 5, 2013, 11:17 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

20. Ask and ye shall receive!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 09:22 AM

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BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)

9. OOOhhh..I love it when you Talk Dirty.

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Sun May 5, 2013, 11:21 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

21. Stick around!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 09:32 AM

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Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

10. If they practiced what they preached,....

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Sun May 5, 2013, 11:40 PM

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I would still be among the faithful!

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

22. Come to the lord sister!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 09:33 AM

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Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

27. Which lord are we talking about here?

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Mon May 6, 2013, 05:47 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

28. Rings!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 05:56 PM

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Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

29. Sauron... really? I'd rather follow Legolas...like his ears!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 06:03 PM

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At least the rings didn't come from the Waldorf!

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

30. I'm not in the hobbit of comparing rings!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 06:06 PM

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Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

31. I'm accommodating.... what would you like to compare?

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Mon May 6, 2013, 06:10 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

32. Bicuspids!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 06:20 PM

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Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

35. I still have 4... but I prefer the canines...

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Mon May 6, 2013, 08:42 PM

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Bicuspids indeed!

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

36. Four only? My collection is stunning!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 08:46 PM

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Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

37. Do you keep the extras in your pocket?

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Mon May 6, 2013, 08:48 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

38. In a Crown Royal bag,...in my sock drawer!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 08:55 PM

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Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

39. Again with the socks! That's a pretty large bag for a few teeth...

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Mon May 6, 2013, 09:05 PM

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are you a collector, perhaps?

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

40. Bicuspids are my life!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 09:08 PM

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Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

41. The be all and end all....

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Mon May 6, 2013, 09:29 PM

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of a circumscribed existence.

UtahLib

(3,179 posts)

11. So that's all it takes - a four inch tongue. n/t

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Sun May 5, 2013, 11:52 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

24. So they claim!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 04:36 PM

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olddots

(10,237 posts)

12. Are the people who come up with sign these ideas completely moronic

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Mon May 6, 2013, 12:26 AM

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or has going to church become a comedy club experience ? Ohio some of these have to be photo shopped or I'm giving up atheism .

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

25. Oh ye of little faith!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 04:39 PM

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In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

13. Five reasons for Sunday School!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 12:50 AM

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UtahLib

(3,179 posts)

14. What suggestion, I wonder,

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #13)

Mon May 6, 2013, 01:59 AM

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will the preacher offer should the missionary position be the cause of ones' boredom?

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

15. Abandon all hope

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Mon May 6, 2013, 02:46 AM

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Iggo

(47,548 posts)

23. Oh, jesus!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 10:45 AM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

26. Amen!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 04:39 PM

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Locut0s

(6,154 posts)

33. Lol that's what happens when you spend you entire life denying sexuality...

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon May 6, 2013, 06:57 PM

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It's gonna come out somewhere. Your pretty lucky if this is the only result actually. People haven't evolved to deny their basic biological needs without something going awry.

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

34. Praise the lord!

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Mon May 6, 2013, 08:34 PM

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