want to play PUNCH LINE ?

[olddots]

its easy just type in a few punch lines to dirty jokes most people have heard too many times ,drinking is optional ........

" He begs for an hour and she rolls over and plays dead "

" you call that a condominium ? "

[In_The_Wind]

1. ok

[Callmecrazy]

2. So the proctologist says...

If this is my thermometer, some asshole's got my pen.

[olddots]

3. thats one of the best

" I want a second opinion "

[rug]

4. "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!".

[ohiosmith]

5. I found a jockey under the bed!

[dimbear]

6. "I'll keep an eye out for you." n/t

[HarveyDarkey]

7. He didn't say a word,

just licked his eyebrows

[Locut0s]

8. "What do you call this act?" ... "The Aristocrats!" nt

[Iggo]

10. Winner.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

9. No thanks.

I'm not into boxing.

[Iggo]

11. There was a face off in the corner.

[Iggo]

12. You stay here. Mama will take care of Tony.

[NightWatcher]

13. "Rectum? Damn near killed him"

[Wounded Bear]

14. Bennet, hell. I think I broke it.

[11 Bravo]

15. Hey, you wished for a little head!

[Flashmann]

16. Focus?

Both of us?

[Doc_Technical]

17. Great! Do you think you're strong enough

to hold down a sheepdog for a couple of minutes?

[Recovered Repug]

18. What do you mean "wrong hole"?

[Doc_Technical]

19. You're thor!!??

I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!!

[Iggo]

20. Bangor? No, we were just good friends.

[benld74]

21. "NOW TELL HIM YOU'VE GOT A HEADACHE !

[benld74]

22. Oh yes, I feel much better! You have a nice house!