MiddleFingerMom is reading a new self-help book he thinks will have a profound effect on his life.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[LiberalEsto]

1. Can I borrow your copy?

That is, if you succeed in getting up, getting dressed and meandering to the Post Office?

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Don't hold your bookmark.

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Unless, you know... that's what the kids are calling it these days.
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[Loryn]

2. Is there a time frame you must commit to?

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. the companion book for retirees is

How NOT to get up and get dressed.
I speak from experience.

[Wounded Bear]

5. Baby steps.....baby steps....

Start small. The tough things we'll work on later.

[AnneD]

6. Instead of a watch for retirement...

that is the gift I want. And maybe a nice pair of footed jammies.