Dogs' poker faces really suck,

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[mythology]

1. If the dog had eaten everything,

there wouldn't be any evidence. That was my dog's theory. Of course it didn't help the time he was caught with the dead frozen dove carcass in his mouth. When told to stop, he just swallowed the rest of it. I maintain that he was just a little confused after hearing us talk about how good Dove ice cream bars are.

[elleng]

2. HA!