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Ambroise Parés account in the Oeuvres of 1575 of new methods of treating gunshot wounds
http://www.jameslindlibrary.org/illustrating/articles/ambroise-pares-account-in-the-oeuvres-of-1575-of-new-methods
Cops: Mom checked medical website after son shot
http://www.fresnobee.com/2013/05/10/3294608/cops-mom-checked-medical-website.html
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First hunt down and shoot whoever shot you: this will make you feel better, unless you shot yourself | |
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Argue with your SO about whose fault it was this time, and remember not to discuss the past | |
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Pour boiling oil into the wound to neutralize the gunpowder and stop the bleeding | |
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Call 911. You can pray while waiting for the ambulance, if you like | |
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Check the internet for advice! There's always lots of good information there! | |
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Apply soothing medicinal herbs to the gun that caused the injury | |
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Drink lots of tequila to dull the pain, then cut out the bullet with a dull bowie knife | |
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Leave a message on your doctor's answering machine explaining why you need an appointment sometime this month | |
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Just try really hard to avoid getting shot | |
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denbot
(9,899 posts)I'd personally preferred to answer "bleed profusely, while listening for harp music", but that wasn't offered as a choice.
struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)jakeXT
(10,575 posts)struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)It has something to do with TEQUILA!
Everything is better with...
struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)Bertha Venation
(21,484 posts)struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)Make an appointment with the doctor for some time in the future.
struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)It's good to have the right product on hand!
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)read, Snoopy is the recommended band-aid.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/theodoric-of-york/n8661/
struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)OmahaBlueDog
(10,000 posts)Stuff like this comes up all the time, and it's always a multiple choice question:
"Jethro has been shot! What do you want to do?"
a) Apply astringent and antiseptic?
b) Bandage the wound?
c) Administer laudanam?
d) Keep going?
Certain choices may be greyed out -- like if you don't happen to own any laudanam or antiseptic on your wagon.
struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Not everyone has the natural culinary talents of a Hannibal Lecter.
struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)http://personal.my180.net/thesmiths/oregontrailrecipes.html
Dash87
(3,220 posts)I used to know a heck of a lot more about this, but I'm no more informed than anyone else (and a bit more dangerous, probably, because I have heard little 'tid-bits' of what you should do without any formal training).
struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)or else you're not supposed to do that: you can always look it up on the web if you need to be sure
Dash87
(3,220 posts)No blood getting up there means no more bleeding.
Wounded Bear
(58,653 posts)It'll be fine.
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)dozen of these!
Wounded Bear
(58,653 posts)But I've used up my right to chemically induced comforts.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)And wishing all the while that I'd thought of that sooner!
bike man
(620 posts)mythology
(9,527 posts)intercranial lead therapy. And none of my patients has ever complained.