I was drunk last night! Anyone know if I got lucky?

[ohiosmith]

[nolabear]

1. Does the name "Bossie" ring any bells?

[ohiosmith]

3. Big brown eyes? Kinda!

[pinboy3niner]

16. Pasture eyes. nt

[pinboy3niner]

2. Do you feel an afterglow of udder ecstasy?

[ohiosmith]

20. Is that what it is? I thought I had prostrate problems!

[In_The_Wind]

4. I wasn't here.

[ohiosmith]

32. Okay! That's one!

[Call Me Wesley]

5. The calfs?

Really?

[Dr. Strange]

14. He's gonna be milking this story for a while, let me tell you.

[pinboy3niner]

15. And no matter how much you demur, he'll insist on parading it past your eyes

[Call Me Wesley]

24. LOL!

Best answer ever!

[ohiosmith]

33. I am a leg man!

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. So you don't remember me...

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... stabbing you for refusing to trade positions?
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[ohiosmith]

34. Dude! A popsicle is an ineffective weapon!

[pinboy3niner]

7. You're probably just having Andalusians of grandeur

[nolabear]

23. !

[ohiosmith]

35. You're not stable! You know that,....right?

[pinboy3niner]

43. Just because I have a "BARN TO LOSE" tattoo on my forehead?

With the cattle skulls on the ends I'm perfectly well-balanced! (But that's neither Hereford nor thereford.)

[ohiosmith]

47. Trying to stirrup trouble eh!

[pinboy3niner]

65. I herd you coud be testy, but I won't prod you

For all we know, you may be under the influence of mad cow disease.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

81. "well, he wanted a 13, but they did a 31!"

Pretty Fly for a White Guy!

[pinboy3niner]

83. Nice! Reminds me of...

And for anyone who didn't recognize the original reference...

[BlancheSplanchnik]

85. well, he's gettin a tattoo, Yeah he's gettin ink done.....

Give it to me baby, Uh huh, Uh huh, Uh huh!
. Love that song!





I don't know the other meme, though. What's that one about?

[pinboy3niner]

87. That's Jamie Kennedy playing a white rapper from Malibu in 'Malibu's Most Wanted'

It cracks me up because it always reminds me of Paul Ryan...

[BlancheSplanchnik]

88. Haaaaaaaaahahahahhahaa!

That pic cracks me up!

What a pantsload he is.

[hlthe2b]

8. Magic Eightball say....

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HIGHLY UNLIKELY!


Let's ask again:
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[ohiosmith]

37. That looks familiar!

Where did I put it?

[Major Nikon]

9. One way to know for sure

[ohiosmith]

38. Bwahahahaha!

[becca da bakkah]

10. Would That Mean Some Lady Wasn't So Lucky?!

I kid! I kid!! But, you know....hope springs eternal.

[ohiosmith]

39. You wound me!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

11. Oh! Was that you last night?

Wandering through the crowd, rather like Diogenes, and looking for a willing woman?

[ohiosmith]

40. Willing and honest!

Thank god that was a flashlight in my hand!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

50. Honesty too? Not asking for much are you?

Flashlight indeed! Are you bragging again?

[ohiosmith]

58. Yea baby!

Two AAAs!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

61. Two AAAs... that would certainly explain,.....

why your search was so difficult and your experience so.......well you know!

[ohiosmith]

64. It was either that or a miner's hat!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

66. The miner's hat might have kept you,......

shall we say, upright and off the floor.

[ohiosmith]

67. I was upright! Floor or no!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

68. No dear boy....

that was the flashlight!

[ohiosmith]

69. I'm talking about the flashlight!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

70. So you say,.....now!

We are not fooled by such subterfuge!

[ohiosmith]

71. That wasn't a subterfuge in my pocket,......

I was just glad to see ya!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

72. Oh! Well like the lady said,.......

"A hard man is good to find!"

[ohiosmith]

73. Sounds like she's,.....

on to something!

[Dash87]

12. Did you wake up with your kidneys missing?

[ohiosmith]

41. Not just the kidneys,....but the whole damn pie.

[rurallib]

13. your still here. I'd say that is pretty lucky!

[ohiosmith]

42. You know,.....you're right!

[kwassa]

17. well, you would have, but you fell asleep >>>

[ohiosmith]

44. I wasn't sleeping! I was,......looking for cracks in my eyelids!

[Locut0s]

18. Is that why my ass hurts? I was wondering.

Use more lube next time.

[ohiosmith]

30. Sorry about your ass,....but I only do humans!

[rug]

19. All things considered, yes.

[ohiosmith]

29. TA DA!

[WCGreen]

21. They paid me not to tell you...

[pinboy3niner]

22. So you were mooved by money?

[Ptah]

25. Who's Lucy?

[ohiosmith]

28. She's got splaining to do!

[Newest Reality]

26. Well,

you said it was the pretties tree you ever saw and you even asked it to marry you.

Hope you are not too sore today.

[ohiosmith]

27. Leaf me alone!

[BainsBane]

31. You told me it was the best night of your life

and now you can't remember?

[ohiosmith]

45. Now I remember! It was!

[Mr.Bill]

36. What does the tattoo say?

[ohiosmith]

46. I won't know until my next erection!

It could be a while!

[pinboy3niner]

48. "I crashed Kali's pasture and all I have to show for it is this lousy tattoo"?

[ohiosmith]

49. Thank god it's not a brand!

[Brigid]

51. If you don't remember, then what's the difference?

[ohiosmith]

55. I don't remember some of the best times I ever had!

[Brigid]

56. ???

[AsahinaKimi]

52. You are alive today..thats something!..and oh...

That winning lotto ticket is some where under your bed... I think. Happy Hunting!

[ohiosmith]

59. Lottery ticket? Damn!

I thought that was my next to be served number!

[DeSwiss]

53. If anyhing like this happened in the morning, then no. You didn't get lucky.....

[ohiosmith]

60. Could be worse!

Assterroids!

[olddots]

54. why did you want vasaline and a vacume cleaner ?

[ohiosmith]

62. For the same reason I wanted the marshmallows and Barry Manilow cd!

[Arugula Latte]

57. You seem to ask that a bit sheepishly

Maybe this will help your recall:

[ohiosmith]

63. Ewe!

[Rex]

74. It depends on what you mean by 'lucky'.

nt.

[ohiosmith]

75. When I don't need a bail bondsman!

[Rex]

76. .

[ZombieHorde]

77. I tried to get you lucky,

but you turned down the invite to play Dungeons & Dragons with us so you could go have lots of sex. You drunken fool!

[ohiosmith]

78. D&D? Shit dude!

[ZombieHorde]

79. I know! We even had soda and Doritos. nt

[ohiosmith]

80. Don't tell me onion dip! I'll die!

[pinboy3niner]

82. And you missed the 'Twister' warmup

I'll bet you're kicking yourself now!


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[Lady Freedom Returns]

84. I found a link to your OP in a thread in GD!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=2864230

[pintobean]

86. This thread was the first thing I thought of

when I read that OP.

Sacred cow.

Oh ohiosmith, you've really done it now!