Have you signed up yet for that one way trip to Mars thing?

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	No. I can see as much of Mars as I need by surfing the innertube
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	Dunno. It would be so cool! On the other hand, I'd miss all my TV shows and eating at Taco Bell
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	Yes. I figure nobody will follow me there, so right now I'm maxxing out all my credit cards
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	No. But I did submitted an application for my boss cuz I'd like for him to go
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	Dunno. It would, like, totally impress this hot girl who I want to date. On the other hand, I'd be stuck on Mars and she'd still be back here.
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	Yes. I'm going to open a sleazy bar and a cheap motel there, so the tourists have somewhere to stay and something to do
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	No. Driving in town scares me enough already, and I wouldn't know who to call if I had a traffic accident in space
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	Dunno. My wife might kill me if I did that. On the other hand, I just burned down the house researching my "Safe Chemistry for Kids" book
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	Yes. I'd love to go to Mars! And afterwards I could show all my neighbors pictures from the trip!
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[baldguy]

1. #6.

During the Gold Rush, there were no miners that got rich. The people that did get rich were the ones that mined the miners.

[pipi_k]

2. #7....and

There are no Dairy Queens on Mars