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Stuart G

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Mon May 13, 2013, 06:17 PM May 2013

Another joke: .." Rebot " the lie detector..

.. The Lie Detector Joke

Dad buys a lie detector, named"Robot," that slaps folks when they lie. He decides to test it out at the supper table.
Father asks son "Where were you last night?" Son replies "I was at the library." Robot slaps the son.
"OK I was at a friend's house, watching a movie!"
"What movie" the father says?
"Toy story." Robot slaps the son again. "OK, it was porn," cries the son.
Father yells "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was." Robot slaps the father.
The mother laughs and says "He certainly is your son!" Robot slaps the mother.
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Another joke: .." Rebot " the lie detector.. (Original Post) Stuart G May 2013 OP
Predictable but pretty funny too. UtahLib May 2013 #1
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