A Dudeist take on that real reactionary Newt Gingrich
An Open Rant to Mr. Screwt Gingrinch (The Scrooge-Grinch) by Rev. Mark Mac (of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude)
Come on man, Im not trying to scam anyone here Im just a let me explain something to you Mr. Newt Gingrich (a.k.a. the Scrooge-Grinch). Your comment that those in The Occupy Wall Street Movement need to go get a job, right after you take a bath well man, thats just like your opinion, and ah fuck it. That expression will not stand!
Did it ever occur to you sir that youre the scumbag, paraquat, and goldbricker thats a fake if ever I saw one Taking 1.8 million from the corrupt Freddie Mac while micturating on the rugs of others is clearly a plot throw everyone off the case its all a goddamn fake Its like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit
Just because we are bereaved about our fellow 99%ers that were gunned down with pepper spray doesnt make us saps No, I do mind the Dude minds this will not stand you know this aggression will not stand, man
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