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mykpart

(3,879 posts) Tue May 14, 2013, 08:52 AM May 2013

Obama is

a zombie from the planet Remulak who plans to use Jedi mind control to repeal the 22nd amendment, and he will send UN black helicopters to land in your front yard and confiscate all your firearms and raise your taxes.

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Obama is (Original Post) mykpart May 2013 OP

Did someone steal your computer? In_The_Wind May 2013 #1

Damn Straight! nt onehandle May 2013 #2

From France! ohiosmith May 2013 #3

No, Kenya. Brigid May 2013 #5

While his heart is bleeding mykpart May 2013 #4

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

1. Did someone steal your computer?

Reply to mykpart (Original post)

Tue May 14, 2013, 08:55 AM

May 2013

Is that you ... mykpart

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onehandle

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2. Damn Straight! nt

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Tue May 14, 2013, 09:16 AM

May 2013

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ohiosmith

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3. From France!

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Tue May 14, 2013, 09:21 AM

May 2013

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Brigid

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5. No, Kenya.

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Tue May 14, 2013, 12:58 PM

May 2013

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mykpart

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4. While his heart is bleeding

Reply to mykpart (Original post)

Tue May 14, 2013, 12:48 PM

May 2013

and his knee is jerking as he reads the Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf!

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