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Yavin4

(37,182 posts) Wed May 15, 2013, 02:09 PM May 2013

Post a bad joke: The Goo Goo Dolls are joining Lady Ga Ga on the road....

It's the Goo Goo Ga Ga tour.

Get it? Get it?

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Post a bad joke: The Goo Goo Dolls are joining Lady Ga Ga on the road.... (Original Post) Yavin4 May 2013 OP

What do you call a cow with no legs? Dash87 May 2013 #1

keep em coming I'm stealing them all olddots May 2013 #2

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Yavin4 May 2013 #3

Q: Why do priests wear shorts in the shower? nomorenomore08 May 2013 #6

They could have Kajagoogoo open for them KamaAina May 2013 #4

What do you call lousy sex with twins? KamaAina May 2013 #5

Are the Go Gos opening for them? solara May 2013 #7

Why does a blonde cry when she looks at her driver's license? liberaltrucker May 2013 #8

What happens when a duck flies upside down? Doc_Technical May 2013 #9

No, I don't get it. (nt) harmonicon May 2013 #10

A duck walks into a bar. Neoma May 2013 #11

Dash87

(3,220 posts)

1. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Reply to Yavin4 (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2013, 02:18 PM

May 2013

Ground beef!

olddots

(10,237 posts)

2. keep em coming I'm stealing them all

Reply to Yavin4 (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2013, 02:30 PM

May 2013

Yavin4

(37,182 posts)

3. What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Reply to olddots (Reply #2)

Wed May 15, 2013, 02:33 PM

May 2013

Breathe! Idiot! Breathe!

nomorenomore08

(13,324 posts)

6. Q: Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?

Reply to olddots (Reply #2)

Wed May 15, 2013, 05:26 PM

May 2013

A: They don't like looking down on the unemployed.

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

4. They could have Kajagoogoo open for them

Reply to Yavin4 (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2013, 02:50 PM

May 2013

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

5. What do you call lousy sex with twins?

Reply to Yavin4 (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2013, 02:50 PM

May 2013

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.

solara

(3,894 posts)

7. Are the Go Gos opening for them?

Reply to Yavin4 (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2013, 05:34 PM

May 2013

The Goo Goo Ga Ga tour with Go Gos

nyuk. nyuk. nyuk

liberaltrucker

(9,168 posts)

8. Why does a blonde cry when she looks at her driver's license?

Reply to Yavin4 (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2013, 07:41 PM

May 2013

She thinks she failed sex.

Doc_Technical

(3,785 posts)

9. What happens when a duck flies upside down?

Reply to Yavin4 (Original post)

Thu May 16, 2013, 11:16 AM

May 2013

It quacks up.

harmonicon

(12,008 posts)

10. No, I don't get it. (nt)

Reply to Yavin4 (Original post)

Thu May 16, 2013, 09:10 PM

May 2013

Neoma

(10,039 posts)

11. A duck walks into a bar.

Reply to Yavin4 (Original post)

Thu May 16, 2013, 09:39 PM

May 2013

Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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