Post a bad joke: The Goo Goo Dolls are joining Lady Ga Ga on the road....

[Yavin4]

It's the Goo Goo Ga Ga tour.

Get it? Get it?

[Dash87]

1. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

[olddots]

2. keep em coming I'm stealing them all

[Yavin4]

3. What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe! Idiot! Breathe!

[nomorenomore08]

6. Q: Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?

A: They don't like looking down on the unemployed.

[KamaAina]

4. They could have Kajagoogoo open for them

[KamaAina]

5. What do you call lousy sex with twins?

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.

[solara]

7. Are the Go Gos opening for them?

The Goo Goo Ga Ga tour with Go Gos

nyuk. nyuk. nyuk

[liberaltrucker]

8. Why does a blonde cry when she looks at her driver's license?

She thinks she failed sex.

[Doc_Technical]

9. What happens when a duck flies upside down?

It quacks up.

[harmonicon]

10. No, I don't get it. (nt)

[Neoma]

11. A duck walks into a bar.

Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.