This guy better win the Darwin Award this year
Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest
A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad.
The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.
His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.
Hasse was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained.
Neighbour Bertil Ståhfrääs said he called over to his neighbour to ask what he was doing: "At first I thought he was lying there by of choice, so I called 'Hasse' to ask what the hell he was doing
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm
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Ok it's horrible but still.
His nieghbour doesn't sound like he's playing with a full deck either. "said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass", whale?
Then International Business Times got punk'd they way WaPo did.
Good to know 
DUZY winner!!!
whew
one would think that someone would have already told him about the birds and bees
See what happens when Sex Education in school is not done properly.
He had been told that if you cut a hole into a cactus that it worked well for...well...you know... 
Anyway, one night after drinking he decided to try it. 
We didn't notice his absence until we all heard the yells 
and found him laying on the ground with cactus needles around (and on/in) his junk. 
We all yelled at him asking what the hell was he doing and that he was supposed to cut all the needles off first. He slowly sat up, and as he tried to pull some of the needles out he just looked at us with crying eyes and said: "No one said to do that! I thought the needles were supposed to act like the pubes..." 
