Joke: About a betting woman...one of my favorites of all time..
An elderly lady walked into the Upton
National Bank Building
holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the
young man at the window
that she wished to take the $3 million she had in the
bag and open an account with the bank.
She said that first, thought, she
would like to meet
President of Upton National Bank. Due to the amount of
money involved the
teller seemed to think that was a reasonable request
and after opening the
paper bag and seeing bundles of $ 100 bills which
amounted to right around $3 million, telephoned the President's secretary to
obtain an
appointment for the woman.
The woman was escorted upstairs and ushered into the president's office
Introductions were made and she stated that she liked
to get to know
people she did business with on a more personal level.
The bank president
then asked her how she came into such a large sum of money.
Was it an inheritance?" he asked.
No," she answered.
Was it from playing the stock market?" he inquired.
"No," she replied.
He was quiet for a second, trying to think of where this elderly woman
could possibly have come up with $3 million dollars.,,
I bet," she stated. As in horses he asked?
No," she replied. "I bet people." Seeing his confusion she stated that
she just bet on different things with people. All of a sudden she said,
"I'll bet you $100,000 cash that by 10:00 o'clock tomorrow
> morning your balls will be square.
The bank president figured she must be off her rocker
and
decided to take on her on her bet. He didn't know how he could
lose. For the rest of the day,.he
was very careful. He decided to stay home that evening
take no chances and took it very "easy" as
there was $100,000 at stake.
When he got up in the morning and took his shower, he
checked to make sure that
everything was okay. There was no difference in his
scrotal appearance. HE
looked the same as he always had. He went to work and
waited for the woman to come in at
10:00 o'clock, humming as he went. He knew that this would be his lucky day.
how often did he get handed $100,000 cash for doing nothing?
At 10:00 o'clock sharp the woman was shown into his office.
With her was this man.
When the bank president asked what the other man was doing in the
office, she informed the president that he was her
> lawyer and she always
took him along when there was that much money and large sums of cash involved.
> "Well," She asked, "What about our bet?"
I don't know how to tell you this," he replied, "but
I'm the same that I have
always been, only $100,000 richer!"
The lady seemed to accept this, but requested that before she hand over the $100,000, she
be able to see and feel for
herself. The bank president thought this was a reasonable request
considering the amount of money involved and dropped his trousers.
She instructed him
to bend over and then she grabbed hold of him. Sure enough, everything was fine...
His balls were not square. She handed him $100,000 in cash...
A moment later, the bank president then looked up and saw her lawyer,
standing across the room
banging his head against the wall. "What's wrong
with him he inquired.
Oh, him," she answered. "I bet him $500,000 that by 10 am this
morning I'd have the president of Upton National Bank
by the balls.
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