"WIN A LUBE JOB" is today's Auxillary Lounge Phrase. It's Monday after all . . .

[CrazyOrangeCat]

"FOR WHEN YOU'RE 90, AND STILL WANT TO WIN A LUBE JOB"

[olddots]

1. win a lube job or your matress is free !

If you have an erection for longer than four hours ---- you win a lube job ( sorry)

This thread will get shut down if we get into it .

[CrazyOrangeCat]

2. HAhaha!!

. . . or your mattress is free!

[In_The_Wind]

9. snarff

You'll need a lube job if you have an erection for longer than four hours


IBTL

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Sens win a lube job double overtime! Take that Crosby & the Penguins!

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. RRHOF Induction Ceremony dominated by Rush fans. I'd say 90% of crowd was there to win a lube job.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

6. Yeah, or win a Miracle Ear upgrade

DUCK!! INCOMING!!!

[In_The_Wind]

5. I KICKED ASS ON TODAY'S WIN A LUBE JOB!! YAY ME!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

7. I am so proud of you!

Yay you!

[In_The_Wind]

8. Thank you

[Aristus]

10. "Before he discovered Shakespeare, Aristus won a lube job."

Best lube job I ever had...

[CrazyOrangeCat]

11. Falstaff wouldst approve!

[Aristus]

12. Probably, unless he knew that I got the lube job

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