What am I gonna do with all my Charlotte Bobcats gear?

[taterguy]

Fuckety fuck fuck

Fuck Michael Jordan and fuck David Stern.

Fuck.

[NightWatcher]

1. Ill wear my Atlanta Thrashers jersey and we'll find an Expo fan

Then we can hang out at sports bars and pretend we're lost

[harmonicon]

2. Who (or what) are (the?) Charlotte Bobcats?

Sports, I'm guessing?

[taterguy]

3. Well aren't you special?

[harmonicon]

4. Am I supposed to know? I've never been to Charlotte.

I don't know what Michael Jordan has to do with it. I know he played for Chicago when I was growing up. I know the Chicago Bulls. Are the Bobcats NBA too? I'm honestly at a loss here.

edit: Further, if I knew, I guess I'm supposed to know why you're upset? How would I?

[taterguy]

8. I'm upset because all my fucking Bobcats gear is now worthless

Do I have to spell it out for you?

[harmonicon]

9. Yes, because I don't know why it's worthless.

I assume it's not something like silver, traded on the commodities market, and an asteroid made from Bobcats' gear crashed into the ocean, flooding the market. Whatever it is, I assume the value/worth of the gear was related to some emotional attachment you have to it, and for some reason that emotional attachment is now severed.

[NoGOPZone]

5. Hold on to it for five years, then market it as retro nt

[Chan790]

6. This.

I swear I might be able to send a kid to college by selling my Whalers memorabilia.

[rurallib]

7. They get traded for some old bubble-gum cards?

I have no idea either

[NYC_SKP]

10. I still wear my Fresno Tapirs pants and jerseys.

And we still have Tapir night every second Wednesday morning.

[taterguy]

11. You're not me

Obviously

[Jamaal510]

12. So MJ is going to change their name to the Hornets.

What will become of the Hornets that are already in New Orleans? Why did they even bother moving them to New Orleans if they were just going to get another NBA team called the "Hornets"?

[Iggo]

13. They will become the New Orleans Pelicans.

I shit you not.

[truegrit44]

14. I was just about to say that you beat me to it

I agree that is about the stupidest name I have ever heard! I didn't know tho that the Bobcats were going back to the Hornets name what is with this dumb name changing?