Stuppidest thing(s) you have done or said while drunk :p

[darkangel218]

I ratted on one of my co workers to another co worker, not knowing the he really wasn't a friend. Subsequently I had to apologize to that person.

I texted silly texts to one of my ex's.

I spent an aweful amont of money on online shopping, and when I sobbered up I had no clue why I bought all that stuff. Returned everything.

Said or emailed stuff that later didn't remember I did.

[TrogL]

1. Drove drunk

Besides the obvious threat to myself and everybody around me, I'd insist upon putting the truck into full-time 4-wheel drive and locking the hubs on pavement. The tranny lasted about a year.

[darkangel218]

4. Ohhoahahahahha!!!

That tops me, I think :p LMAO!!!!

[Arkansas Granny]

2. I plead the fifth.

Here's hoping that I can't remember the stupidest things.

[Jokerman]

3. "I guess none of us won the pool"

To a friend's wife when she announced that it was their one-year wedding anniversary.

[sakabatou]

5. I wish I knew

I fall asleep after drinking. I don't think I get drunk.

[darkangel218]

6. So youre sober when you fall asleep??

[sakabatou]

20. Well, after feeling a lil sleepy, I go right to bed.

[Xyzse]

7. Talked in Languages I don't exactly know

I have no idea how, but I was spouting off German.

Only got drunk once.

[FloridaJudy]

9. Bid $300 I didn't have

On an antique samovar. Thank the gods I didn't win that auction. Robin Williams once described the combo of booze and eBay as "a perfect storm of addiction". I concur. I gave up the drink almost ten years ago, but eBay is still dangerous.

Oh, and I once wrote three chapters of a mystery novel in a blackout. It was a terrible novel, but at least it was painfully grammatical and all correctly spelled. Some skills are drunk-proof, unlike driving. The problem is that now I'll never know how it ends.

[Xyzse]

10. That's true...

Some skills I guess are drunk proof.
I wouldn't know though.

[arcane1]

8. Posted on DU.

[darkangel218]

11. Umm..

Are you normally sober when you post on DU?
:p

[arcane1]

12. Predominately, yes.

But not always

[bobclark86]

13. $50 in vinyl one night...

All of a sudden, I had a complete Billy Joel studio album collection on LP. Good times!

[hunter]

14. Fell off a cliff into a stormy ocean.

It's always been my good fortune I can still run, walk, swim, or crawl into a hole and hide after drinking too much.

I've never said anything drinking than I wouldn't have said sober. Drinking I simply say less.

I like to think I don't have any inhibitions to shed.

[cliffordu]

15. The night I finished up divorce court I called my brand new ex wife and asked her if she wanted to

get back together.


Which seems more funny than pathetic at this point.....

[darkangel218]

24. Oh shit, thats pretty bad

[cliffordu]

36. Yep - I was a mess.

Might have been serious, actually....

[tabbycat31]

16. started kissing my ex

In fact we were both drunk. In fact that whole relationship (beyond friends) started in a bar. It should have told me something.

I saw him last week and it was so hard not to punch the guy in the throat.

[Moondog]

17. Allowed an ex

to have her way with me.

Which she interpreted as more than it was.

[ohiosmith]

18. Make that,.....a double!

[nomorenomore08]

19. Landed face-first on the sidewalk while giving a friend a piggyback ride.

I was still in college at the time, and it was St. Patrick's Day (of course). Since I had this other guy on my back, I couldn't put out my hands to catch myself, and I also went down with the weight of two people behind me. Busted out two teeth - I have a permanent bridge now - and my eye looked like Quasimodo for several days.

[Flying Squirrel]

21. It's my birthday today....

I've done more stupid things while drunk than I can remember.

Many of them involved nudity - going through a drive thru naked, walking up to an ATM with camera rolling naked...

Others involved driving drunk, which I pretty much did almost every time - sometimes driving through red lights at 100 mph. I was a menace to society.

But, since I never killed anyone, I guess the stupidest thing was probably jumping out of a moving car during an argument with my wife. Ended up with a broken thumb (thank God she slowed down) and then a week later I read a story in the paper about someone who did the exact same thing, same situation (argument with girlfriend) and died. Got a shiver up my spine with that one, but still didn't quit drinking.

It took a DUI to finally get me sober. (2009)

[darkangel218]

23. Happy Birthday Squirrel!!!

[FloridaJudy]

27. Congratulations!

It gets a lot easier with time. Any time I feel tempted to go back to it, I just look at my next-door neighbors. They're really lovely people, but do incredibly stupid things when drunk, like yakking in the shrubbery and taking a wee nap in the middle of the parking lot.

[annabanana]

22. jeez.. I often thank god that there was no such thing as cell phone cameras

way back then..

[Arcanetrance]

25. Ran naked through the neighborhood in the snow waving a sword above my head

[BainsBane]

29. a real sword with a sharp blade?

Where did you get it?

[Arcanetrance]

30. A sword for my renfest costume the sword came from renfest and I don't keep it sharp

[BainsBane]

31. Oh, I worked at the Colorado renfest one year

A long time ago. Are you an actor? I'm not. I was looking after someone's kid.

[Arcanetrance]

32. No I just like dressing up in costume. I do know how to make chain armor and brew my own mead

[BainsBane]

33. that's cool

My cousin who lives downstairs was brewing mead with a friend of hers who does it all the time.

I found the actors at the Renaissance Festival super annoying because they acted like they were preforming all the time. Even in the campground at night they would be carrying on in their accents, giving soliloquies.

[Arcanetrance]

34. Yeah alot of them take it very serious. But than again I'm the guy that goes out wearing a kilt

for no other reason than I feel like it

[darkangel218]

38. Hope youre feeling better.

X

[Arcanetrance]

39. There's still pain and I'm bored out of my mind but I'm doing decent

Wishing I was in Maryland right now for deathfest instead of in bed

[darkangel218]

42. You can always make your own MDF. not sure if you can drink taking painkillers though :p

[Arcanetrance]

43. No that was something I promised a few people I'd never do again

There was a self destructive time of my life I used to get them and wash it down with alcohol it actually served to make me dead briefly

[darkangel218]

44. Then is really going to suck for you. sorry ^^

[Arcanetrance]

45. As long as I have my music I'm good now take that away and I may go crazy

[darkangel218]

47. I hear you..

Same here.

[Arcanetrance]

48. So how are you feeling.

[Arcanetrance]

50. Something interesting happen? Dreams always interest

Me cause they can be unfiltered look into our minds

[darkangel218]

52. Nothing too interesting

[darkangel218]

54. "If youre 555 im 666!!!!"

Horns!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[BainsBane]

28. my most pathetic moment in life

It was about 17 years ago. I was in Brazil and had recently broken up with a boyfriend I was badly hooked on. I turned up at his house, drunk and crying. I've never gotten close to being that drunk since.

[zanana1]

62. I think we've all done something like that...

Broken hearts and liquor=disaster

[Initech]

35. Passed out in the middle of Coachella.

Yes my brother and I went with a couple of friends a few years ago to see Rage Against The Machine's reunion. Anyway the second day when the Red Hot Chili Peppers were playing we were drinking a lot before we went into the show. I had a few beers and some Gentlemen Jack. Needless to say the GJ kicked my ass. On the way in I blacked out and don't remember a thing from about 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM. When I come to I'm sitting underneath a ventilation tent, and I'm thinking it's like six days later. I look at my cell phone - it's actually two hours later. Long story short I haven't drank Gentlemen Jack since.

[liberaltrucker]

37. I could write a book thicker than "War and Peace".

[Throd]

40. "What are you guys gonna do about it, kick my ass?"

And then the beating commenced.

[darkangel218]

41. Lmao!!!

Once, at a black metal show, I had one too many. So I found this guy wearing a cross :p I went up to him and turned the cross upside down and said: better now


I guess being a girl saved my ass

[olddots]

46. Started drinking drinks on other people's tables

then mistook the broom closet for the men's room and peed anyway ------

This was in New Orleans in the days when they threw the drunks into the clubs .

[Laura PourMeADrink]

56. LOL....you just reminded me of what we used to do...we would connect a bunch of straws

together so it was long....and drink people's drinks who were up dancing. and then the guys would try to get to the men's room by only walking on the empty chairs of the people who were dancing and never step on the floor.

[Still Blue in PDX]

53. Sang (and I use the term loosely) Bohemian Rhapsody at a karaoke bar.

I am such a bad singer that when my kids were little they requested that I lip sync in church because I was embarrassing them.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

55. winter...drunk from shots at a bar with a bunch of girlfriends. went to ladies

room. came out... and this is the honest truth ! .....with my tights on over my jeans

[Incitatus]

57. Not drunk enough to admit, I might respond later.

[NoGOPZone]

58. I do. nt

[harmonicon]

59. There's no way I'd actually remember the stupidest things I've done while drinking.

I'm sure they rank up there.

[Bertha Venation]

60. Back when I was seriously fucked up in the head...

(late 80s-early90s), I got drunk when my first therapist told me he was moving to Arizona. At the time, I was renting a room from a very nice Christian family with a son, 14, and a daughter, 12. On the day that Jon broke the news, I bought a pint of cherry brandy (Grandma's "cough syrup" -- seriously). That night, I drank it straight from the bottle. I watched Cagney & Lacey while fucked up, talking to the TV. When the show was over, I picked up the phone and dialed a 976 number -- remember those? It was a recorded sex message, someone's 90 second fantasy -- for gay men. (I'm a lesbian.)

A few weeks later, the mom of the family told me that this call had come up on their phone bill, and they had found out what kind of phone line it was. She said they were worried about their son, that maybe he's a homosexual. I knew she didn't believe that; she was giving me a way to say that no, I had made that call. But I couldn't. I wasn't a big enough person to own up. Like I said, I was really fucked up back then.

I've been drunk a few times since then, but that was the stupidest thing I've done while wasted. I'm still ashamed that I didn't own up.

[LadyHawkAZ]

61. If I can still remember being stupid

I wasn't all that drunk.

But seriously...

Sat doubled over in front of a club on my 21st birthday counting the bricks in the walkway, out loud, until my friends carried me off and poured me into the car.

Drove. Once and only once. On the return trip, had to ask the even drunker friend riding with me if that bright red stoplight had been there when we were heading the other direction, because obviously the city had sent a crew out to install a stoplight during the 15 minutes I'd been gone, just to mess with my head. You know how road crews are.

Wrote this post.

[laundry_queen]

63. The things I did are too embarrassing to admit even semi-anonymously on an internet message board.nt

[darkangel218]

64. Youre a wuss!!

[laundry_queen]

65. Totally and absolutely :) nt

[EvolveOrConvolve]

66. I once got really, really drunk and rode a bicycle home

Not even sure who's bike it was, but it was pretty messed up by the time I got home. I woke up covered in road rash and dirt and something oily. At some point, I rode through bushes, because I had the scratch marks all over me, and at least once I rode straight into a curb.