Music that should never,.....ever,....be played in elevators?

[ohiosmith]

Lou Reed!

[rug]

1. Any of this.

Listen all the way through and post the worst.

[olddots]

3. I just got naked and danced with out dogs to those tasty tunes

I have a book about the history of Muzak that's fascinating .There was so much fear about elevators at first that they thought music would be soothing ---------little did they know .

[Patsy Stone]

2. Au contraire!

Lou Reed would make the trip enjoyable provided it wasn't a cover version done by the 101 Strings Orchestra or some such rot. The music that makes me, personally, want to kill myself is the stuff that's nearly Muzak to begin with yet they felt even it was too upbeat in its original state so they Muzaked it out. Think Seals & Crofts or Ambrosia.

BTW, have you ever seen the SNL skit where Paul Simon is stuck in an elevator having to listen to his own songs in Muzak with the Devil (Jon Lovitz)? "So, when do we get to hell?" And Lovitz answers: "Get there? This is it!" LOL.

[Art_from_Ark]

4. "Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard" played by Mantovani and his Orchestra

over and over and over again should do the trick

[sakabatou]

5. Any teen pop

[Shrek]

6. "Love in an Elevator"

Aerosmith

[HarveyDarkey]

7. But then, there's some that should

[Chan790]

8. "We Both Go Down Together." by The Decemberists.

Amusingly
enough,
I have
a video
of
Colin Meloy
singing it
in
an elevator.

[Paulie]

9. Bolero

Should not be played anywhere.

[Kennah]

10. Blasphemer!

[Kennah]

11. Billy Preston - Will It Go Round In Circles

[pipi_k]

12. Anything by

Wing...

PS...she has a a few albums out in case anyone just has to have more of her tunes