At his wedding ceremony, MiddleFingerMom was the one with the long flowing train.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[femmocrat]

1. Quite fetching.

So much neater than wearing it on one's shoe.

[Incitatus]

2. I hate when that hapens. nt

[marzipanni]

3. A roll was on you

for a change.

[HappyMe]

4. It's lovely.

Easily detached too, when it's time for dancing.

[nolabear]

5. And all Mrs. MFM could do was stand there and take a selfie.

Wait...is that a condom dispenser in the wedding chapel?