MFM HATED shopping for shoes until he discovered "The Secret". Get shitfaced right before you go.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. somebody turned left in the Peter Pan store.

[jakeXT]

3. I thought it was part of an elf costume

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. oh my!

saith: me and George Takei

[hay rick]

5. It looks like he's happy to see you too.

Or maybe it's for George.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. I am guessing George ...

could be wrong, though... but, yeah - if I have to guess - George

[Chan790]

2. I actually really love shopping.

I once considered starting a business to go shopping for men and women who hate shopping: shoes, clothes, homeware, decor....everything but groceries.

Come to your house, measure you, talk to you about your needs, go do your shopping for you, take it to the tailor for alteration and deliver it to you at home. The main roadblock I hit was that I could never figure out how to price this service.

[Kali]

7. BWAHAHHA!!

DEFinitely you!