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Sun May 26, 2013, 06:38 PM

Joke: The Biker and the Bridge..


The Biker and the Bridge

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'Because you have
tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want.'

God replied, 'Your request is materialistic! Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the
Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard
for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that could possibly help man kind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that
I , and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what
she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains
when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.


God replied: "I understand now...about that bridge, two lanes or four."

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Sun May 26, 2013, 06:42 PM

1. I shouldn't be, but I am chuckling over this one!

I admit to mystifying myself sometimes!

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Sun May 26, 2013, 06:51 PM

2. Visual aid

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Sun May 26, 2013, 07:07 PM

3. God just called - said

She doesn't really give a damn - let him build a four-lane

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