I could hang out here for a while
St. Lucia Ladera Resort
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But we're still two wild and crazy guys!
~$1000.00 a night, not that I'm surprised looking at the photo.
I stayed there a couple of times many years ago (when room rates were in the 30's).
My hotel on the beach was great--a place called The Beachcomber. I met snowbirds from Canada who'd been coming there annually for 20 years and more.
A travel site shows their rates today starting at $107.
But you'll have to bring your own swing. 
I even know where The Beachcomber is. 
Too bad we weren't there at the same time. That would have been very cool.
I was there in the early '80s. The rooms were a tad old and a bit dingy, but the staff was fantastic and I got a great haircut from the Italian immigrant presiding over their in-house barbershop.
The only thing that I'd be afraid of is that if you brought YOUR swing, I know it would be XXX-rated.
[/img] In fact ... a little secret just between us
... I've never tried an X-rated swing not even once.
A lot of Florida (and seashore towns all the way up the east coast) have that dingy charm.
It's okay unless my shoes stick to the carpet.
And if your shoes ever did stick to the carpet, it's probably only because your shoes were invented by...
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