I have just discovered that there has been a "start button" in Win8 all along...

[TreasonousBastard]

Really.

I just saw something on the taskbar and clicked on it and woo-hoo there was what was we "fondly" remember as the start button stuff.

But, I'm not going to tell you what it because I like to see Microsoft haters' heads explode. Besides, I'm not going to help anyone find it who will immediately yell that it's not a "real" start button right after yelling that they have no time for an extra mouse click but do have time to whine on a message board.

[Chan790]

1. Is it...

in a magical land at the back of a wardrobe stashed in an unused bedroom of a English country-manor?

[TreasonousBastard]

3. No, and it has nothing to do with Colonel Mustard.

[krispos42]

7. No, it was in a cellar...

...on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'

[Chan790]

8. I think nobody got my Narnia joke. n/t

[krispos42]

9. Oh. I did!

it's what inspired my "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" response.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Not a good post... not a good post at all.

[TreasonousBastard]

4. Ah, but it is the best of posts...

anyone caring about the subject actually has to work. Is something there, or am I just yanking chains?

Think of it as just another puzzle.

[hunter]

5. Real men use Openbox on a custom Linux built from source.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Openbox

[cliffordu]

6. NOW we're talkin'!!