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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsDo we fart while we sleep ?
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We enter hibernation mode, so the answer is no. | |
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Yes, we are nocturnaly combustable. | |
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If one doesn't fart it may come out of one's mouth as a burp. | |
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In the wind is full of it. | |
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Do we fart while we sleep ? (Original Post)
In_The_Wind
Jun 2013
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I doubt if the size of the fart has anything to do with the depth of sleep.
In_The_Wind
Jun 2013
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LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)1. Oh, the stories I could tell!
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liberal N proud
(60,421 posts)2. My wife says I fart profusely
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)3. Genteel ladies never participate in such vulgar practices
If anything, we might -- and I emphasize might -- evoke ethereal nocturnal zephyrs.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)4. DUzy!
- and I emphasize might -- evoke ethereal nocturnal zephyrs
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pipi_k
(21,020 posts)5. You call 'em
zephyrs...
I call 'em Nor'easters...
Major Nikon
(36,855 posts)13. My wife saves hers up during the day
After she goes to sleep she sounds like a machine gun.
winter is coming
(11,785 posts)14. Maybe it's zephyrs in your bedroom.
In mine, global warming has clearly contributed to violent weather patterns.
BillStein
(758 posts)6. I don't
but my husband does....
he'd probably say the same, but he's not a member
ConcernedCanuk
(13,509 posts)7. The answer my friend, is blowin In The Wind!
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Quite an interesting topic for someone with your username!
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In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)11. As I was hearing farts
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I was wondering if the farter was snoozing or playing possum.
FYI ~ They weren't my farts.
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rurallib
(62,583 posts)8. If not, I'd have enough gas on board to float to work
olddots
(10,237 posts)9. you are full of it-you know we all do
so there ---neener neener -- do we do mini farts if we take a nap ?
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)12. I doubt if the size of the fart has anything to do with the depth of sleep.
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Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)10. Judging by the smell in the bedroom some mornings...
I'd say yes...