Joke: One Last Request..(kinda ugly joke)

[Stuart G]

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. 'Give me one last request, dear,' he said.
'Of course, John,' his wife said softly.
'Six months after I die,' he said, 'I want you to marry Bob.'
'But I thought you hated Bob,' she said.
With his last breath John said, 'I do!'

[Scuba]

1. Ole was laying on his deathbed, very near the end ...

... when he caught the alluring aroma of Lena's strawberry-rhubarb pie. Summoning his last reserve of strength, he pulled himself to his feet, and shuffled into the kitchen, heading straight for the pie. When Lena saw her poor sick husband, her reaction was immediate:

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"Dont you touch that! That's for the funeral!"

[In_The_Wind]

2. OMG!

[Stuart G]

3. IT doesn't stop...does it???got a few more jokes here and there...and..

there and here...just a few...like a 7 or 8 hundred...

[In_The_Wind]

4. Where do you find this stuff?!?

[Stuart G]

5. please see my latest attemp...it is called an "Ode to Stuff" currently posted in the lounge..now..