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Stuart G

(38,414 posts) Sun Jun 30, 2013, 05:57 PM Jun 2013

Joke: One Last Request..(kinda ugly joke)

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. 'Give me one last request, dear,' he said.
'Of course, John,' his wife said softly.
'Six months after I die,' he said, 'I want you to marry Bob.'
'But I thought you hated Bob,' she said.
With his last breath John said, 'I do!'

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Joke: One Last Request..(kinda ugly joke) (Original Post) Stuart G Jun 2013 OP

Ole was laying on his deathbed, very near the end ... Scuba Jun 2013 #1

OMG! In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #2

IT doesn't stop...does it???got a few more jokes here and there...and.. Stuart G Jun 2013 #3

Where do you find this stuff?!? In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #4

please see my latest attemp...it is called an "Ode to Stuff" currently posted in the lounge..now.. Stuart G Jun 2013 #5

Scuba

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1. Ole was laying on his deathbed, very near the end ...

Reply to Stuart G (Original post)

Sun Jun 30, 2013, 06:07 PM

Jun 2013

... when he caught the alluring aroma of Lena's strawberry-rhubarb pie. Summoning his last reserve of strength, he pulled himself to his feet, and shuffled into the kitchen, heading straight for the pie. When Lena saw her poor sick husband, her reaction was immediate:

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"Dont you touch that! That's for the funeral!"