You will shoot your eye out!

[YeahSureRight]

OK who has not heard those words before? Did you own a BB as a kid still got both your eyes?

What about doing something your friends did like jump off a bridge did you jump too?

What else were you told that was BS. Besides BS like don't do drugs while they had a drink in one had and cig in the other

I had a BB gun and still have both eyes, yes I jumped off a 75' high bridge with my friends and we all lived and the biggie of all biggies I was in a accident wearing dirty underwear and you know what the Doctors did not care!

[Callmecrazy]

1. All true...

But the dirty underwear thing was a little TMI.
Don't forget that lighting your farts can cause third degree burns and weld your asshole shut.

[YeahSureRight]

2. Well I was comming home from a sleep over and some one hit me early in the AM!

Stuff happens so to speak maybe I misunderstood mom maybe she was really trying to say bring extra undies with you incase of a one night stand!

[In_The_Wind]

4. That's a new one to me:

Don't forget that lighting your farts can cause third degree burns and weld your asshole shut.

Girls didn't light farts (or shoot bottle rockets out of their ass) when I was young.

[In_The_Wind]

3. Never owned a BB gun. Never jumped off a bridge.

Was wearing clean underwear when I was in an accident.
I grew up to be a hell raiser after I left home at 17.

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How do you like being part DU so far ?

[YeahSureRight]

5. How do I like DU?

It has its good and bad points but usually interesting and at times insightful.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

6. When I was 9...

...I played in the rain and failed to catch pneumonia...