Have you ever eaten an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting?

[oberliner]

If so, what is the next rational move after engaging in such an activity?

[Angry Dragon]

1. chocolate

[NV Whino]

2. I plead the fifth.

[baldguy]

7. JD or Jim Beam?

[ret5hd]

3. yes. water.

[Broderick]

4. Yes

Fire up another. Make it a twofer

[ohiosmith]

5. Finish the roach.

[rurallib]

6. cold beer and plenty of it!

[Tom_Foolery]

8. Yes...I was hungry. n/t

[CrispyQ]

9. Fiber.

[stlsaxman]

10. oh yes...

the next rational move is to the couch to fall asleep before the television.

[sakabatou]

11. Yes, one of those small ones.

[dimbear]

21. It makes perfect sense. They're only 900 calories. Cold pizza isn't so good.

It's a virtue to eat it all. I tells you.

[eppur_se_muova]

12. Seconds ? nt

[Curmudgeoness]

13. Yes, once.

I was on a strict diet. I was craving pizza for days. Of course I couldn't have pizza. Well, craving have a mind of their own, and they can get very powerful. When I finally gave in, I just could not stop.

The next move was to swear off of strict diets. I will never deprive myself of anything, I will just watch portions. And this is how I learned that lesson.

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. Open the SECOND box.

[oberliner]

18. That one is in the fridge for tomorrow

I wish I was joking.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. I did. It was a small one, though...and I was VERY hungry.

It was late, and then I went to bed!

[RZM]

16. Unfortunately yes n/t

[oberliner]

20. Deep dish?

That makes it worse I fear.

[RZM]

22. Hand tossed. But it was a large

And there were multiple toppings. I felt ashamed for days

[Turbineguy]

17. Driving home.

[oberliner]

19. Glad to have some company in this

Many laughs and smiles to be found here.

[Moondog]

23. I tried, once.

Had just returned from months and months in the desert, after the first Gulf War. Hadn't eaten anything like pizza the entire time I was there.

Flew in direct from the Persian Gulf into DC - Dulles. Went home (I lived in Arlington, VA at the time). Couldn't sleep. Too many time zones time differential. Called Dominos. Got through most of an Extravaganza and a couple of Heinekens. I should not have eaten at all . . . .

Ugh. My gut wasn't right for a couple of days afterwards.

Other than not eating that crap at all, the next most rational move would have been to emulate the ancient Romans and to repair to the vomitorium. But, noooooo, I tried to sleep it off. It didn't work.

This was, what, a couple of decades ago. To this day I still can't stand the thought of pizza. I blame Dominos. And Bush.

[WCGreen]

24. There was this show on late night tv where a guy would challenge anyone to a pizza eat off...

Well, I got stoned one night and my friend was working at a pizza parlor and we had a pie that was ordered and never picked up.

so he said I'll time you and I ate the whole pizza, just cheese and pepperoni, in about 45 seconds...

There was talk of challenging Mush Mouth but I never felt right...

[mucifer]

25. There are pizza places here in Chicago where 1 slice = a whole pizza

and yes unfortunately I have eating the gynormous slice (with the free 4 ounces of pepsi that Bacci's pizza throws in with the 5 dollar slice.)

[haele]

26. Something carbonated to chase the stool softener capsule on it's way down, then sleep.

A whole regular pizza in one sitting -I wouldn't be able to do much more than snooze on the couch afterwards. But the next two days would be hell in the head.

Haele

[krispos42]

27. Not this weekend.

Of course, the weekend isn't over yet.



Ummmm.... Monday or Tuesday we made 3 frozen Mystic Pizza pies for a family of 4... and I ate my share. But they're not very large.


I CAN do a large pizza by myself, but don't normally. Although a Domino's thin-crust pizza is light enough for me to do. Not the regular crust, though... to much.


I'll eat a whole medium pizza, although on the days that I do I try to skip breakfast make room for it.



And after finishing it, I typically refill my cup, because I get thirsty.

[Aristus]

28. Digestion, then an hour on the elliptical, followed by

45 minutes of weight-lifting. Vanity is the only effective counter-balance to gluttony...