Joke: The Drugstore Visit..
The Drugstore Visit.
A young man entered a drugstore to buy condoms. The pharmacist told
him that the condoms come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asked which
pack the young man wanted.
"Well, I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot,"
the young man explained. "We're having dinner with her parents
tonight and then we're going out and I really think tonight's the
night I'm getting lucky. And once she's had me, I know she'll want me
more of me, so I guess I better get the 9 pack. use some tonight, save some
for later "
...He purchased the condoms and left.
Sitting down at dinner with his girlfriend's parents that evening, he
asked if he could give the blessing. He began the prayer, but
continued praying for several minutes. Finally his girlfriend leaned
over and said, "You never told me that you were such a religious person.
He whispered back, "And you never told me that your father was a
pharmacist.".....
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Reminded me of a joke I heard years ago - -
Lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy", I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!
That's against the law! I'll lose my license, and they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!
Absolutely not, you can not have any cyanide.
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, Hell, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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