Why MiddleFingerMom isn't allowed too take his nephew flying, um... shopping anymore:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Wounded Bear]

1. What? They won't let you test the product?

[dixiegrrrrl]

2. What's the point of taking a kid to a store otherwise, eh?

[rurallib]

3. That thing really sucks, don't it?

[petronius]

4. What's the problem? It's not like you forgot to remove the kid before plunging

a toilet, right?
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Uh, you did remove the kid before unclogging the toilet, didn't you?

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Er... um... OK. but it was just that ONE time. And he got a really cool nickname out of it...

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... "Snake".
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