The World is Full of Smart People...These Are Not Them

[HarveyDarkey]

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Any followup on...

the guy with the bear cub or the guys in the pool?

Inquiring minds want to know...

[HarveyDarkey]

2. Not that I know of

but I'm pretty sure they didn't end well.

[TreasonousBastard]

3. Heh! I knew a guy in New Jersey who saw a bear cub in his back yard...

and being a basically dumbass city feller who moved into the woods, he went out to play with the cute little critter. And we know baby bears are among the most adorable things on the planet so he might almost be excused for his ignorance. Almost.

Anyway, he told me mama bear broke through the bushes like a freight train and he just made it into the house feeling her hot breath on his ass as he opened the back door.

I think his house is for sale.

The pool guys, though, have absolutely no excuse at all and really should die before they pollute the gene pool any more than they have.

[rurallib]

7. or the guys who used the condoms?

[Duer 157099]

4. I may have to contest one of those

This one could be a really smart person that didn't have a lock but noticed one already attached and decided that from far away, it looks like it is locked up to any potential bike thieves.

[HarveyDarkey]

5. Could be, but not likely

[petronius]

10. I recently had a conversation with a very smart person who was intending

to lock his bike to one of those plain, ~3' tall yellow poles that are used as traffic barriers. To be fair, it didn't take long for the flaw in the plan to sink in...

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. I did something like the thing with the sofa once. 2 guys on a 2nd flr balcony lowered it down to us

("Us" meaning another idiot and myself)

[Chan790]

8. When I was an RA...

I had a trio of morons that didn't want to carry their sofa they were disposing of down the stairs so they carried it to the 4^th-floor landing on the back-stairwell and stood it on end before shoving it over the railing.

Needless to say, their dormitory-residence for the next year were immediately revoked.

[nolabear]

9. When Mr. Bear was in a dorm he says one night they heard bumping upstairs.

BUMP-BUMP...BUMP-BUMP... on and on. Loud. They ran up to find a member of the football team slowly "walking" a vending machine across the floor toward the outside balcony. He got it out, pushed it over, and it landed on the quad and essentially exploded, sending sodas and change everywhere. He then calmly walked back down, picked up his fifty cents, and went back to his room.

He SWEARS.

[ConcernedCanuk]

11. I was expecting a picture of Congress

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or the Senate

my bad

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