Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:10 PM
Callmecrazy (3,063 posts)
Okay, one more cerealous question...
Who is MERGE?
And how did she get so popular that she gets to put her name on traffic signs so people can follow her? Or is she some politicians daughter that's lousy with directions and they put up those signs so she can find her way home? And wouldn't a bus pass have been cheaper? ![]() And how come nobody's ever asked these questions on here before? ![]() These are the questions that I contemplate on Saturdays because I think that inquisitive, inebriated minds like myself want to know. I await and welcome all responses. ![]()
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Author | Time | Post |
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Callmecrazy | Jul 2013 | OP |
Wounded Bear | Jul 2013 | #1 | |
Callmecrazy | Jul 2013 | #5 | |
In_The_Wind | Jul 2013 | #2 | |
HappyMe | Jul 2013 | #3 | |
Callmecrazy | Jul 2013 | #4 | |
HappyMe | Jul 2013 | #7 | |
Callmecrazy | Jul 2013 | #9 | |
HappyMe | Jul 2013 | #11 | |
Callmecrazy | Jul 2013 | #16 | |
HappyMe | Jul 2013 | #17 | |
Callmecrazy | Jul 2013 | #18 | |
Demoiselle | Jul 2013 | #6 | |
Callmecrazy | Jul 2013 | #8 | |
Demoiselle | Jul 2013 | #19 | |
antiquie | Jul 2013 | #10 | |
Callmecrazy | Jul 2013 | #12 | |
antiquie | Jul 2013 | #13 | |
pinboy3niner | Jul 2013 | #14 | |
sarge43 | Jul 2013 | #15 |
Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:12 PM
Wounded Bear (55,428 posts)
1. OK, I will....
You're crazy.
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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #1)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:23 PM
Callmecrazy (3,063 posts)
5. Hey, you ordered the Plan B2
So who's crazy?
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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:14 PM
In_The_Wind (72,300 posts)
2. Shh. No one is supposed to know ...
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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:20 PM
HappyMe (20,277 posts)
3. It's bureaucracy.
Stuff got weird with the French after that Freedom Fries thing. Orders came from France to have MERDE signs posted here and there in the US. Paperwork sat on desks for awhile. Coffee was dumped, condiments from burgers oozed -- MERDE was misread as MERGE. The rest is history.
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Response to HappyMe (Reply #3)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:22 PM
Callmecrazy (3,063 posts)
4. Oh come on...
I'm serious.
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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #4)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:26 PM
HappyMe (20,277 posts)
7. As am I.
I have important documents (cocktail napkins) proving all of it.
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Response to HappyMe (Reply #7)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:32 PM
Callmecrazy (3,063 posts)
9. The French? Really?
They can't spell for shit.
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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #9)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:35 PM
HappyMe (20,277 posts)
11. I think 'merde' is
a French curse word comparable to 'shit'.
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Response to HappyMe (Reply #11)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 03:10 PM
Callmecrazy (3,063 posts)
16. Yeah, hence the post.
What'd they do? Deport you from Jersey?
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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #16)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 03:18 PM
HappyMe (20,277 posts)
17. Oh oops.
No, but you should be shipped to Jersey.
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Response to HappyMe (Reply #17)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 04:39 PM
Callmecrazy (3,063 posts)
18. Lived in Atlantic City area for ten years...
Hated iiiit.
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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:24 PM
Demoiselle (6,787 posts)
6. It's a message from Satan...
...telling us to have sex constantly.
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Response to Demoiselle (Reply #6)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:30 PM
Callmecrazy (3,063 posts)
8. Now you're TALKIN'!
Where shall we meet?
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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #8)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 08:26 PM
Demoiselle (6,787 posts)
19. Oh, Lah, Sir. (I blush.)
Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:34 PM
antiquie (4,299 posts)
10. Answer this:
With all the budget problems, how did the city change the sign in front from NOT A THRU STREET to NO OUTLET?
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Response to antiquie (Reply #10)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:39 PM
Callmecrazy (3,063 posts)
12. The term NO OUTLET is easy...
It's to warn all drivers of electric cars that if their batteries go dead on that street... they're fucked.
Trust me. I'm an electrician. ![]() |
Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #12)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:41 PM
antiquie (4,299 posts)
13. That's a relief.
I was afraid there was something sinister afoot.
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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #12)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 03:04 PM
pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)
14. Ohm my god! Can you recommend an alternate current route?
Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)
Sat Jul 20, 2013, 03:04 PM
sarge43 (28,685 posts)
15. Then there's Merge's Dangerous Curve with the 12 percent grade.
A lot of merde going on.
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